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| 6-23-06
| sully777
Posted on 06/22/2006 9:56:25 PM PDT by sully777
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: booyah; burnt; friday; ofst; sandinmysuit; silliness; squishy; summer; swimming; whatwinter
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To: Maximus of Texas
Go to Tidalfish and ask!!!
Why don't the fish squirm out of her hands?
441
posted on
06/23/2006 11:11:25 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
To: EX52D
442
posted on
06/23/2006 11:11:54 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Excellent!
Damn freeloader.
To: teenyelliott
I love kittens!!!
444
posted on
06/23/2006 11:12:19 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: sully777
445
posted on
06/23/2006 11:13:16 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: HOTTIEBOY
446
posted on
06/23/2006 11:14:40 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Blowback...fire in the hole
447
posted on
06/23/2006 11:14:47 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: Zavien Doombringer
Separate your recyclables.....
448
posted on
06/23/2006 11:15:41 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: EX52D
What doesn't turn you on?
All I can think of is wasted beer. Makes me sad actually.
I will have to get back to you if I can think of something else.
449
posted on
06/23/2006 11:16:05 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: The_Victor
Wish I were here....
450
posted on
06/23/2006 11:19:06 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: All
451
posted on
06/23/2006 11:19:20 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: The_Victor
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local
Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation
and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time
the lights would go out, the place would erupt into
cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the
room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you
that there is a statue of a naked man in there
wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way,"
said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant,
and she preceded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun
a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the
restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender,
"Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the
fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go
out. Now, how about that drink?
452
posted on
06/23/2006 11:19:25 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
To: BerthaDee
Oops. I meant to post that in German.
blushing.
453
posted on
06/23/2006 11:19:29 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: BerthaDee
She's smaller than me too, but I can kick her bottom quite readily.
I will fill the pool up with jello
454
posted on
06/23/2006 11:19:32 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: HOTTIEBOY
I think wasted beer is a crime in some states...LOL
455
posted on
06/23/2006 11:20:34 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: EX52D
Well it very well should be...
456
posted on
06/23/2006 11:20:59 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: HOTTIEBOY
457
posted on
06/23/2006 11:26:46 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
To: Lucky9teen; teenyelliott
To: Maximus of Texas
You're gonna get it now...
459
posted on
06/23/2006 11:28:02 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: HOTTIEBOY; teenyelliott
Still waiting for the pool to be dug.
460
posted on
06/23/2006 11:28:17 AM PDT
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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