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BOOYAH! The Official Friday Silliness Thread's Salute To Summer
e-medicine.com ^ | 6-23-06 | sully777

Posted on 06/22/2006 9:56:25 PM PDT by sully777





TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: booyah; burnt; friday; ofst; sandinmysuit; silliness; squishy; summer; swimming; whatwinter
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To: amxfan2002

What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.

Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!


281 posted on 06/23/2006 9:53:27 AM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY; conservativebabe
Last week I was in Mexico the entire time and guess what our first meal was when we got back over the border. Yep, Taco Bell!

Go Tex-Mex!!
282 posted on 06/23/2006 9:53:45 AM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger.)
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To: Jade01

Sie haben ein krankes Gemüt.


283 posted on 06/23/2006 9:53:51 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: TrueKnightGalahad

Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.

One time, I had insomnia, so I went to take some sleeping pills, but I didn't want to wake them up.

I had a nightmare that I was in Panama during a snowstorm. I was dreaming of a white isthmus.

Q: What do you call an Aardvark with a black eye, broken nose and a bandaged arm?

A: A vark.

One day in a bare field Alicia Algae met Fred Fungus and they sat down on a rock for a while because they took a lichen to each other.


284 posted on 06/23/2006 9:54:38 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Jade01

Another Freeper.


285 posted on 06/23/2006 9:55:44 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: JJR RNCH
What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer! And you throw away the hot dog!!
286 posted on 06/23/2006 9:57:37 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: nuke rocketeer
Q: What do you call an Aardvark with a black eye, broken nose and a bandaged arm?

A: A vark.

OK. I'm sorry, but I don't quite get this one.

287 posted on 06/23/2006 9:58:02 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Zutreffend aber nicht alle wir


288 posted on 06/23/2006 9:58:38 AM PDT by Jade01
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To: ShadowAce

Me neither, but I thought it would sow confusion, so I posted it.....


289 posted on 06/23/2006 9:59:06 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: nuke rocketeer
Totally agree.


290 posted on 06/23/2006 9:59:54 AM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: nuke rocketeer

LOL!


291 posted on 06/23/2006 10:01:00 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: EX52D
Redneck wedding cake


292 posted on 06/23/2006 10:01:20 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Maximus of Texas

I've always been partial to the mexican pizza there. Or the meximelt.


293 posted on 06/23/2006 10:02:46 AM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: EX52D; JJR RNCH
One of my old favorites and another thing to do with all those empty cans.
294 posted on 06/23/2006 10:04:13 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Tatze

295 posted on 06/23/2006 10:05:25 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: Jade01

Ein krankes Gemüt ist ein schreckliches Ding, zu verschwenden


296 posted on 06/23/2006 10:05:46 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: Jade01

Why you spik da German?


297 posted on 06/23/2006 10:06:10 AM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: nuke rocketeer

You might be a redneck if...

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.


298 posted on 06/23/2006 10:06:23 AM PDT by JJR RNCH (Your mother doesn't work here!! Clean up after YOURSELF.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Hottie, stop it, you're turning me on.


299 posted on 06/23/2006 10:06:47 AM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: BerthaDee
Why you spik da German?

Behalten Sie unter dem Radar
300 posted on 06/23/2006 10:07:53 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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