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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
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To: Monkey Face
Beginning to sound erotic.
5,381
posted on
07/31/2006 3:03:51 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: EsmeraldaA
5,382
posted on
07/31/2006 3:03:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: stand watie
It was kinda funny, wasn't it? I usually get one or two in my email on Mondays, so I share them here. It's the least I can do, since I don't work any more...
5,383
posted on
07/31/2006 3:05:15 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Monkey Face
There are Cold golden brown marshmallows?
I don't think so, the skin would fall off.....
Can you freeze marshmallow?
5,384
posted on
07/31/2006 3:06:04 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(WAW - Women Against Weenification!)
To: bentfeather
Nearly as much fun as giving a cat a pill.
5,385
posted on
07/31/2006 3:07:40 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: Hi Heels
Exactly.
5,386
posted on
07/31/2006 3:07:46 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: bentfeather
I held my tongue for the first couple of things that came to mind..
Told them to use a hair dryer to soften it up and use a comb..
5,387
posted on
07/31/2006 3:08:23 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: fanfan
I don't do marshmallow in any form unless I'm at a campfire.
5,388
posted on
07/31/2006 3:08:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: NicknamedBob
Nearly as much fun as giving a cat a pill.
LOL, yes, that can get hairy!
To: A CA Guy
It's possible he's done well covering up extreme biases.
Knowing that many celebs couldn't spell their own name if they hadn't changed it to a simple stage name, I've learned to shrug off their guilt trip induced socialistic public demeaner for the most part.
A few Hollywoodies have terminally pissed me off because they're repetitive offensive offenders who are wrong. And you can tell those who know they're wrong and are still repeating themselves, probably just for publicity . . .
5,390
posted on
07/31/2006 3:09:51 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated)
To: Hi Heels; fanfan
I don't like marshmallows, either, unless they're toasted, but fluffernutters are deliciously different.
5,391
posted on
07/31/2006 3:11:40 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated)
To: bentfeather
Nearly did myself a mischief laughing at that.
5,392
posted on
07/31/2006 3:12:26 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Monkey Face
The Toilet Seat Incident
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat
on their commode.
Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. He left to take care of
another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a
shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode. As she tried
to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her
to the commode seat.
About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency Room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her.
Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying "Well, Doctor,
I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before".
The Doctor replied "Actually, I've seen a lot of them. I just never saw one
FRAMED before."
5,393
posted on
07/31/2006 3:13:07 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: NicknamedBob
Did you ever read, "How to give a cat an enema"?
5,394
posted on
07/31/2006 3:13:18 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Lady Jag
ANYTHING is possible LJ, but one thing we both know is this guy should not have been drinking heavily, especially out of the house.
5,395
posted on
07/31/2006 3:13:28 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: NicknamedBob
5,396
posted on
07/31/2006 3:13:41 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: Hi Heels
What's that? A whole bunch of clowns?
A friend of mine hates clowns.
5,397
posted on
07/31/2006 3:14:32 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I used to work with a nurse that had to give her pit bull an enema.
5,398
posted on
07/31/2006 3:14:48 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
LOL!
Nearly did myself a mischief laughing at that.
To: bentfeather
ROFLOL!
Tears running down my face...
5,400
posted on
07/31/2006 3:15:11 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(WAW - Women Against Weenification!)
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