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New York Times ^

Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine

WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.

Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process

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To: Monkey Face

That bull makes me go "Eeek!"


5,021 posted on 07/29/2006 5:21:02 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Monkey Face

OMG!!!!

Those are wild!


5,022 posted on 07/29/2006 5:26:14 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
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To: NicknamedBob

*snicker*


5,023 posted on 07/29/2006 5:26:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I've always wanted to be 40 ... and it's as good as I anticipated!)
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To: Monkey Face
YIKES!

free dixie SMOOCH,sw

5,024 posted on 07/29/2006 5:28:49 PM PDT by stand watie ( Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God. -----T.Jefferson)
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To: Monkey Face

*grinning*


5,025 posted on 07/29/2006 5:35:11 PM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL Thanks!!


5,026 posted on 07/29/2006 6:20:22 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: NicknamedBob
Makes me feel better. Human head? I was upset because I was inconsistent on hitting a target the size of a human eyeball at one football fields length. More like two eyeballs on a ten shot pattern.

When I decide to do something, I don't go half measures...

5,027 posted on 07/29/2006 6:20:58 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse
Circle was drawn with a soda can.

Normally, I shoot like this...

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5,028 posted on 07/29/2006 6:33:28 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse; sionnsar; King Prout; Irish_Thatcherite; stephenjohnbanker

Freeper LS is on C-Span2, talking about his book.

Back later.


5,029 posted on 07/29/2006 7:05:44 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
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To: NicknamedBob

What if you can't write poetry?


5,030 posted on 07/29/2006 7:14:56 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: Monkey Face

ROTFLOL!


5,031 posted on 07/29/2006 7:20:15 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
"What if you can't write poetry?"

Well, uh ... hmmm. Oh, I know!

You could always outsource!

5,032 posted on 07/29/2006 8:05:10 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
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To: NicknamedBob

: )

Here is the beginning of one I wrote in HS

I loved you,and
you let me down hard
I loved you,and
you kicked me in the nards


5,033 posted on 07/29/2006 8:12:01 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Well, I buried this thread U T, RIP.


5,034 posted on 07/29/2006 8:15:58 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Mr. and/or Miss S. J. Banker,

We here at the Poetry Institute have studied and discussed your application for membership.

The example materials have been intensively examined.

We have reached the conclusion that you do indeed, have no talent for this craft and we are declining your application.

However, you are cordially invited to send the application fee anyway. We need to restock our liquor cabinet.

Our Sincere Regrets,

The Evaluation Team


5,035 posted on 07/29/2006 8:25:43 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Or...............

Tim's Horrible Haikus



George Bush with class
Knocked Gore on his ass
Not-with-standing


5,036 posted on 07/29/2006 8:28:03 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Whaddy want? Remy Martin VSOP?

Done!


5,037 posted on 07/29/2006 8:28:48 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; bentfeather; calrighty; ...
It could have been worse.

This could have been the last photo they ever took...



5,038 posted on 07/29/2006 8:30:20 PM PDT by Lady Jag (True genius sees with the eyes of a child and thinks with the brain of a genie)
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To: NicknamedBob

"Mr. and/or Miss S. J. Banker"

Hey! Leave my wife outta this!!


5,039 posted on 07/29/2006 8:30:28 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: Lady Jag

Looks a bit like Howard Dean : )


5,040 posted on 07/29/2006 8:31:40 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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