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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: Monkey Face
That bull makes me go "Eeek!"
5,021
posted on
07/29/2006 5:21:02 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Monkey Face
5,022
posted on
07/29/2006 5:26:14 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
To: NicknamedBob
5,023
posted on
07/29/2006 5:26:40 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I've always wanted to be 40 ... and it's as good as I anticipated!)
To: Monkey Face
YIKES!
free dixie SMOOCH,sw
5,024
posted on
07/29/2006 5:28:49 PM PDT
by
stand watie
( Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God. -----T.Jefferson)
To: Monkey Face
5,025
posted on
07/29/2006 5:35:11 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
To: Monkey Face
To: NicknamedBob
Makes me feel better. Human head? I was upset because I was inconsistent on hitting a target the size of a human eyeball at one football fields length. More like two eyeballs on a ten shot pattern.
When I decide to do something, I don't go half measures...
5,027
posted on
07/29/2006 6:20:58 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: Dead Corpse
Circle was drawn with a soda can.

Normally, I shoot like this...
5,028
posted on
07/29/2006 6:33:28 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: Dead Corpse; sionnsar; King Prout; Irish_Thatcherite; stephenjohnbanker
Freeper LS is on C-Span2, talking about his book.
Back later.
5,029
posted on
07/29/2006 7:05:44 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: NicknamedBob
What if you can't write poetry?
5,030
posted on
07/29/2006 7:14:56 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: Monkey Face
5,031
posted on
07/29/2006 7:20:15 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
"What if you can't write poetry?" Well, uh ... hmmm. Oh, I know!
You could always outsource!
5,032
posted on
07/29/2006 8:05:10 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: NicknamedBob
: )
Here is the beginning of one I wrote in HS
I loved you,and
you let me down hard
I loved you,and
you kicked me in the nards
5,033
posted on
07/29/2006 8:12:01 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker
Well, I buried this thread U T, RIP.
5,034
posted on
07/29/2006 8:15:58 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Mr. and/or Miss S. J. Banker,
We here at the Poetry Institute have studied and discussed your application for membership.
The example materials have been intensively examined.
We have reached the conclusion that you do indeed, have no talent for this craft and we are declining your application.
However, you are cordially invited to send the application fee anyway. We need to restock our liquor cabinet.
Our Sincere Regrets,
The Evaluation Team
5,035
posted on
07/29/2006 8:25:43 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: NicknamedBob
Or...............
Tim's Horrible Haikus
George Bush with class
Knocked Gore on his ass
Not-with-standing
5,036
posted on
07/29/2006 8:28:03 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: NicknamedBob
Whaddy want? Remy Martin VSOP?
Done!
5,037
posted on
07/29/2006 8:28:48 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; bentfeather; calrighty; ...
It could have been worse.
This could have been the last photo they ever took...
5,038
posted on
07/29/2006 8:30:20 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(True genius sees with the eyes of a child and thinks with the brain of a genie)
To: NicknamedBob
"Mr. and/or Miss S. J. Banker"
Hey! Leave my wife outta this!!
5,039
posted on
07/29/2006 8:30:28 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: Lady Jag
Looks a bit like Howard Dean : )
5,040
posted on
07/29/2006 8:31:40 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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