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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: rzeznikj at stout
Good! We need you here hangin with the Bro's! ......and with face : )
4,801
posted on
07/27/2006 8:24:17 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: NicknamedBob
I need to pass out small pamphlets to explain my jokes...HALF WIT was the punchline.........course it didn't work.
4,802
posted on
07/27/2006 8:25:57 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: Monkey Face
Good night, Face. Sleep well!
4,803
posted on
07/27/2006 8:26:27 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker
4,804
posted on
07/27/2006 8:27:11 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: rzeznikj at stout
Your enthusiasm is underwhelming : )
4,805
posted on
07/27/2006 8:28:40 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker
".........course it didn't work." Of course it worked! Did you think I didn't get it?
I am crushed. I thought you had faith in me.
The Church of Bob is going to need to increase my beer quota now. I hope you're satisfied.
4,806
posted on
07/27/2006 8:32:23 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: stephenjohnbanker; rzeznikj at stout
I can prove I am at least as good a half-wit as you have ever met.
I happened upon a fellow at the nearby Exide facility, ( the Battery people).
He was driving a service vehicle for AAA. The American Automobile Association. His specialty, it seemed, was picking up a variety of different automobile batteries from Exide, and making them available to his various service locations.
All that seemed obvious. Here’s what was less apparent:
I asked him, “How come you have such a big truck if all you’re carrying is those dinky little triple A batteries?”
It took him a moment.
It’s a bit like my question at the bookstore, “Do you have ‘Ventriloquism for Dummies’?”
4,807
posted on
07/27/2006 8:44:05 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: stephenjohnbanker
It's almost eleven at night and I have to work tomorrow...
4,808
posted on
07/27/2006 8:47:19 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: rzeznikj at stout; stephenjohnbanker
Almost Midnight here and I have to get up at six.
Good Night, everyone.
4,809
posted on
07/27/2006 8:55:10 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
To: rzeznikj at stout
4,810
posted on
07/27/2006 9:00:59 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: NicknamedBob
"The Church of Bob is going to need to increase my beer quota now. I hope you're satisfied.
"
Yeah, I'm satisfied!
4,811
posted on
07/27/2006 9:02:15 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: NicknamedBob
4,812
posted on
07/27/2006 9:02:44 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: NicknamedBob
"Do you have ‘Ventriloquism for Dummies’?”"
R O T F! I Singh I
4,813
posted on
07/27/2006 9:03:59 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: NicknamedBob
Church of "Bob"?
4,814
posted on
07/28/2006 6:24:16 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: Monkey Face; JRios1968; NonLinear; sully777; FriendDownUnder; SquirrelKing; IYellAtMyTV; ...
Roughly 80 hours remain until Moving Day...
4,815
posted on
07/28/2006 9:05:03 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
To: sionnsar; All
Roughly 80 hours remain until Moving Day... Plenty of time...let's keep it running!
4,816
posted on
07/28/2006 9:06:14 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: SandyInSeattle
Nice gray skies, 57F, ahhh...
4,817
posted on
07/28/2006 9:07:29 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
To: sionnsar
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
free dixie,sw
4,818
posted on
07/28/2006 9:12:20 AM PDT
by
stand watie
( Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God. -----T.Jefferson)
To: sionnsar
Just discovered
EVE online...
I think I'm in love...
4,819
posted on
07/28/2006 9:18:06 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: stand watie
By two Dixies and get your third Dixie free...
4,820
posted on
07/28/2006 9:18:35 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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