I can prove I am at least as good a half-wit as you have ever met.
I happened upon a fellow at the nearby Exide facility, ( the Battery people).
He was driving a service vehicle for AAA. The American Automobile Association. His specialty, it seemed, was picking up a variety of different automobile batteries from Exide, and making them available to his various service locations.
All that seemed obvious. Heres what was less apparent:
I asked him, How come you have such a big truck if all youre carrying is those dinky little triple A batteries?
It took him a moment.
Its a bit like my question at the bookstore, Do you have Ventriloquism for Dummies?
"Do you have Ventriloquism for Dummies?"
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