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To: stephenjohnbanker; rzeznikj at stout

I can prove I am at least as good a half-wit as you have ever met.

I happened upon a fellow at the nearby Exide facility, ( the Battery people).

He was driving a service vehicle for AAA. The American Automobile Association. His specialty, it seemed, was picking up a variety of different automobile batteries from Exide, and making them available to his various service locations.

All that seemed obvious. Here’s what was less apparent:

I asked him, “How come you have such a big truck if all you’re carrying is those dinky little triple A batteries?”

It took him a moment.


It’s a bit like my question at the bookstore, “Do you have ‘Ventriloquism for Dummies’?”


4,807 posted on 07/27/2006 8:44:05 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mohammed was born in the wrong century. He would have made a Wonderful used-car salesman!)
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To: NicknamedBob

"Do you have ‘Ventriloquism for Dummies’?”"

R O T F! I Singh I


4,813 posted on 07/27/2006 9:03:59 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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