I need to pass out small pamphlets to explain my jokes...HALF WIT was the punchline.........course it didn't work.
Of course it worked! Did you think I didn't get it?
I am crushed. I thought you had faith in me.
The Church of Bob is going to need to increase my beer quota now. I hope you're satisfied.
I can prove I am at least as good a half-wit as you have ever met.
I happened upon a fellow at the nearby Exide facility, ( the Battery people).
He was driving a service vehicle for AAA. The American Automobile Association. His specialty, it seemed, was picking up a variety of different automobile batteries from Exide, and making them available to his various service locations.
All that seemed obvious. Here’s what was less apparent:
I asked him, “How come you have such a big truck if all you’re carrying is those dinky little triple A batteries?”
It took him a moment.
It’s a bit like my question at the bookstore, “Do you have ‘Ventriloquism for Dummies’?”