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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: DJ MacWoW; Harmless Teddy Bear; Irish_Thatcherite; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; stand watie; ...
Here is a politically incorrect joke from the era before political correctness.
Michael Landon: Why is Sunday morning the safest time to drive in LA?
Johnny Carson: I'll play straight man: Why?
ML: The Catholics are in church, the Jews are on the golf course, the blacks are in jail, and the Mexicans can't get their cars started.
4,281
posted on
07/23/2006 7:28:39 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Monkey Face
We could get you some sheep products too. I hear they run sheep up there.
But definitely they should have some furs. Maybe some seal skins. I like seal skins.
4,282
posted on
07/23/2006 7:28:48 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: monkapotamus
Please do! I love that little monkey! (I began to collect monkeys after I was given the name...) ;o])
4,283
posted on
07/23/2006 7:29:48 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Monkey Face
*snort tea through nose*
Ow.
4,284
posted on
07/23/2006 7:30:26 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I like seal skins, too! Warm stuff, fur...
4,285
posted on
07/23/2006 7:30:26 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
4,286
posted on
07/23/2006 7:30:57 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Monkey Face
After YEARS of patience. LOL
4,287
posted on
07/23/2006 7:33:09 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
To: Monkey Face
It was a sad day when fur went out of fashion.
4,288
posted on
07/23/2006 7:33:44 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: All
To: Monkey Face
"You paid me in quarters! Each time. I have a whole jar full of the quarters you paid me...
(Got a poem for that?)"
No Quarter Asked, None Given
I paid the girl in quarters. We each were somewhat pleased,
Considering the comfort and the burdens that it eased.
Some think I took advantage. I swear it isn’t true,
The girl herself proposed it and was eager for it too.
She had her kind of burden. I wanted to be nice,
If you should have this notion let me give you some advice,
Be sure that for the both of you the rate is set in stone,
Or further down the road you’ll wish you’d kept more of your own.
You see, she had a candy store, with nickles piled in stacks,
While I with magazines had quarters weighing down my slacks.
So we exchanged them everyday, along with grateful thanks,
And all the other coins of trade we needed from the banks.
NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . July 23, 2006
4,290
posted on
07/23/2006 8:15:28 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
4,291
posted on
07/23/2006 8:22:25 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: NicknamedBob
4,292
posted on
07/23/2006 8:55:12 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Hi, Steve! Glad you could join us.
4,293
posted on
07/23/2006 9:02:57 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: sionnsar
Reporting for Undead Duty!
4,294
posted on
07/23/2006 9:06:42 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; stephenjohnbanker; Irish_Thatcherite; A CA Guy; Monkey Face
Hello, everyone. I finally finished my work for the evening! Of course, there's always work tomorrow, but I have a little time before I need to get some sleep. :-)
To: tuliptree76
4,296
posted on
07/23/2006 9:09:58 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: JRios1968
There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.Umm... Something doesn't add up here.
To: NicknamedBob
Worked all day......drat!
4,298
posted on
07/23/2006 9:12:07 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: tuliptree76
4,299
posted on
07/23/2006 9:12:25 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: SandyInSeattle
Hi Sandy! How are you doing?
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