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To: DJ MacWoW; Harmless Teddy Bear; Irish_Thatcherite; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; stand watie; ...

Here is a politically incorrect joke from the era before political correctness.

Michael Landon: Why is Sunday morning the safest time to drive in LA?

Johnny Carson: I'll play straight man: Why?

ML: The Catholics are in church, the Jews are on the golf course, the blacks are in jail, and the Mexicans can't get their cars started.


4,281 posted on 07/23/2006 7:28:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
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To: Monkey Face
*snort tea through nose*

Ow.

4,284 posted on 07/23/2006 7:30:26 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Monkey Face
The Catholics are in church..

I'm offended!! :P

4,364 posted on 07/24/2006 1:17:44 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: Monkey Face
rotflmRao!

you get a CHERRY Popsicle for THAT!

free dixie,sw

4,503 posted on 07/24/2006 8:37:04 PM PDT by stand watie ( Resistance to tyrants is OBEDIENCE to God. -----T.Jefferson)
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