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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: stephenjohnbanker
Uh oh. I just used a copyrighted recipe on a mock late-night talk show hosted by an Asian dictator without citing it. Can Emeril sue me, Tim?
To: HKMk23
I veel teyl jyu vhats aboat diz prrocess gass. Iss ferry tokzik and ju keep eet kontained orr else ju are dett. Jyuss a leettle beet vill kyll ju.
Russian, Mexican Spanish, and Hindi.
To: HKMk23
Our theater charges over $6 for a matinee, and over $9 for the evening films. It adds up over time.
To: Das Outsider; stephenjohnbanker
"Can Emeril sue me?" Only if he wants to do you a favor. The publicity would be worth a fortune.
4,064
posted on
07/21/2006 8:18:03 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: HKMk23; Das Outsider
"D.O. has got it nailed, I can tell you that."
Funny as hell!
"
I work in Silicon Valley."
So sorry to hear that. 2 bdrm, 1 ba. Craftsman homes going for 900,000.00.......what a lipp off!
"I'm surrounded by all kinds of foreign accents. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Russian, East Indian, Persian. Name it, and I've heard it here."
And that is just at the local 7 eleven!!
4,065
posted on
07/21/2006 8:18:34 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: Das Outsider; Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob; stephenjohnbanker; HKMk23; A CA Guy; Monkey Face; ...
To: stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob
Just when I think I killed the thread, you posted.
To: NicknamedBob
4,068
posted on
07/21/2006 8:20:07 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: NicknamedBob; stephenjohnbanker
Only if he wants to do you a favor. The publicity would be worth a fortune.
I'll have to warm up to the title "unknown Internet prankster," but we'll see.
To: tuliptree76
4,070
posted on
07/21/2006 8:21:14 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: tuliptree76
To: Dead Corpse
"My darlin' wife is a thousand miles away. What would the neighbors say?"
They would probably agree that your wife is a thousand miles away.
4,072
posted on
07/21/2006 8:23:52 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: Das Outsider
4,073
posted on
07/21/2006 8:24:55 PM PDT
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stephenjohnbanker
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To: tuliptree76
Solly, I couldn hep mahself!
4,074
posted on
07/21/2006 8:26:33 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker; HKMk23
And that is just at the local 7 eleven!!
You know, I remember back in the '80s when the stereotype of the turban-headed, swarthy Middle Eastern man running the convenience store was big. In Southern California, guys with turbans really do run 7-Elevens!
To: Das Outsider
Another shown "in the can".
Good stuff. Keep it coming.
4,076
posted on
07/21/2006 8:32:48 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
To: HKMk23
Another shown "in the can".
I had to improvise the Emeril bit. Poor show prep on my part.
To: Das Outsider
Great show! Rookin good Das....Rookin good!
4,078
posted on
07/21/2006 8:34:17 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker
Nah, the local 7-11 is straight hispanic accents, man.
No gringos allowed.
4,079
posted on
07/21/2006 8:35:03 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
To: HKMk23
4,080
posted on
07/21/2006 8:36:59 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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