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New York Times ^
Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: Dead Corpse; stephenjohnbanker
"Show a little love there Bob... " Just jumping on a typo for humor's sake.
You know I would never antagonize you, Big Guy!
4,041
posted on
07/21/2006 7:12:21 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
Yes you would. It'd be out of character if you didn't. I'm... er... a big enough guy to to allow some good natured antagonizing. ;-)
4,042
posted on
07/21/2006 7:13:52 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: HKMk23
Jeez... I hope not. My darlin' wife is a thousand miles away. What would the neighbors say?
4,043
posted on
07/21/2006 7:18:10 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: Dead Corpse
"Yes you would. It'd be out of character if you didn't." I was thinking of using this on another thread. Might even make good tagline material.
I'm not really better informed than everyone else. I just pretend to understand things better.
Does that sound like me?
4,044
posted on
07/21/2006 7:28:33 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
Does that sound like me? Sounds like a couple of us...
And no, I'm not saying that in the Royal "we" sense. Nor is there a mouse in my pocket...
4,045
posted on
07/21/2006 7:33:00 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout
EMELA: Now you wanna bring your pork to a simmer for about 45 minutes. Be sure to remove all of the scum that'll form on the surface.
KIM: Rike Beer O'Rirey?
(raffter)
EMELA: That takes a while, but when you're done, you wanna drain it in a colander like such, then shred it up like this. (shredding)
HU: Mistah Emela, I muss say, you ah beddy good wit hands.
KIM: Hu, no act deh gay, ok?
("ooh"s and raffter)
EMELA: Hey, fellas, easy now. Ok, so you've got your pork--all we need is the chile verde. Now, I've already peeled and stemmed the peppers and heated 'em at medium-level heat in extra virgin olive oil. The onions have already been added, so now we need the garlic to--
HU: Dass it! I hab had enough. (throws down oven mitt) Kim, I am sick uv deh jokes; I am sick uv deh abuse. You say, "Hu is deh gay," but how you know?
(more "ooh"s from audience)
KIM: Hey, reerax, Hu. Ees juss--
HU: I weer not rerax! I deman lespect, Kim. You tleet me as human being, not you joke man, you puppet.
To: Tulsa Brian; Das Outsider; Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; FRiends
Drive-by posting....placemarker...
4,047
posted on
07/21/2006 7:44:44 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Das Outsider
Uh-Oh! Sounds like trouble in cloud cuckoo-korea land.
Stay tuned, folks!
But first a word from our sponsor:
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4,048
posted on
07/21/2006 7:45:24 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
YE GODS, MAN! It's the Ghost of Trolls Past!
4,049
posted on
07/21/2006 7:46:57 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
To: NicknamedBob
4,050
posted on
07/21/2006 7:47:19 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: NicknamedBob
LOL! Talk about flashbacks! *tearing hair* I'm SO glad we paved him...:o]) *nyah-ha-HAH!*
4,051
posted on
07/21/2006 7:47:55 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Monkey Face
Hi, 'Face!
If you're looking for Hansel and Gretel, just follow that trail of crumbs.
It's kinda like finding Paris Hilton.
4,052
posted on
07/21/2006 7:48:28 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout
KIM: Hu, we finish dis at home. Emela, we got ress dan a meenit fo show. Ret's lap up.
EMELA: Ok, so we've heated our pork and chile verde mix, so you get the tortillas. Add your spices like so. A little essence and--uh--BOOM!
(apprause)
KIM: So we got poke an cheery beddy?
EMELA: That's it!
KIM: Ees so easy. Maybe audience do at home. Ok, Meesa Emela, we grad you come on show. You come back soon?
EMELA: Sure, ok.
KIM: Werr, we hab fun show. We touch rives, but time muss come fo show to end.
("aww"s from audience)
KIM: Yes, but we bling you show ness week fo show you no fohget. Kim rike to tank Howa Dean and Emela fo being on tonight. You come back ness Fliday night fo mo...
AUDIENCE: Perspective!
EMELA: BOOM!
KIM: Light on! See you, eblybody!
(apprause)
(band plays outro theme)
(credits roll)
To: NicknamedBob
...It's kinda like finding Paris Hilton.What? Is that a person? *gag!*
4,054
posted on
07/21/2006 7:49:45 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: Das Outsider
Excellent, as always! Thanks!
4,055
posted on
07/21/2006 7:51:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
To: NicknamedBob
I think they meant "Yews," NNB. Free Republic is outspokenly in favor of shrubberies.
To: Das Outsider
I'll be right back. I need another drink obviously. That actually made a certain amount of sense...
4,057
posted on
07/21/2006 7:51:19 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: Monkey Face
To: Dead Corpse
"Klaatu barada nikto..." Sometimes I'm tempted to say,
"Klaatu barada nikto... Klaatu barada nikto... Oh, very well, Klaatu barada tomak!"
4,059
posted on
07/21/2006 7:53:07 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
ROTFL...
Whoops.. that music sounds familiar...
SG-1 is on.
Back in an hour...
4,060
posted on
07/21/2006 8:02:44 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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