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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; Tulsa Brian; HKMk23; Das Outsider; y'all
I'm off to bed, goodnight!! :D
4,021
posted on
07/21/2006 6:26:27 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
4,022
posted on
07/21/2006 6:27:27 PM PDT
by
Tulsa Brian
(This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
4,023
posted on
07/21/2006 6:27:54 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Das Outsider
reeeeeddddy set...... : )
4,024
posted on
07/21/2006 6:29:13 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
To: HKMk23
"Such integration would have to be limited to low-level microcontrollers tied into musculoneural structures for use in prostheses." The character in the short section you read was built artificially from the memories of a dying man. An AI entity using optical microprocessors attended to his construction.
He was born with the memories of a previous life, plus all the advantages that a computer interfacing with every cell in his body might provide.
His intelligence could not be measured, for he had unlimited recall. The disadvantages of his arrangement did not become immediately apparent.
4,025
posted on
07/21/2006 6:32:07 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: Das Outsider
R O T F L M A O
I a juz ruv dis schtick!!!!
4,026
posted on
07/21/2006 6:33:19 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Das Outsider
You a win flee egg lorr!!
4,027
posted on
07/21/2006 6:36:12 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker
Hey, Steve!
You found your way home again, I see.
4,028
posted on
07/21/2006 6:37:05 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: Das Outsider
4,029
posted on
07/21/2006 6:37:23 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
G'night. Have a great weekend.
4,030
posted on
07/21/2006 6:39:05 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
To: Das Outsider
4,031
posted on
07/21/2006 6:42:38 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout
KIM: Ok, Emela, you beeg chef. Wut you got fo Kim show?
EMELA: I thought that since you've got a hot new show, we need to make a hot dish--spice things up a little bit. We're gonna do a little pork and chile verde stew. Sound good?
(apprause)
KIM: Ok, so how you make?
EMELA: You need about a pound of trimmed pork butt and--
KIM: Hu, you get mind outta gudda!
(raffter)
HU: (wearing yellow apron reading "Let the Mutha Burn") Eh--
EMELA: Heh, yeah, and two yellow onions here; diced tomatoes, tortillas, sour cream, your spices--and that's just for the pork. Now, you wanna have your pork butt--
KIM: (giggling)
EMELA:--yellow onions, cumin, the bay leaves, Mexican oregano, a little salt, black peppercorns and cayenne boiling here in about an inch of water.
To: Das Outsider
"You see him on you Food TB. Preeze werrcome, EMELA!"
Food TB????
I think a missa Teem juz rost his appety!
4,033
posted on
07/21/2006 6:50:55 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: NicknamedBob
Been working all day. Will be working all weekend....Lats!
4,034
posted on
07/21/2006 6:51:51 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Dead Corpse
"Will be working all weekend....Lats!" Oh, great! Another bodybuilder.
4,035
posted on
07/21/2006 6:53:53 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: NicknamedBob
4,036
posted on
07/21/2006 6:56:12 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
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To: NicknamedBob
Oh, great! Another bodybuilder. I'm assuming that's "Oh, great!" as in "Yay! Yippey!" not "Ah jeez not this sh*t again..."
Show a little love there Bob...
4,037
posted on
07/21/2006 7:07:36 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
To: stephenjohnbanker
D.O. has got it nailed, I can tell you that.
I work in Silicon Valley.
I'm surrounded by all kinds of foreign accents. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Russian, East Indian, Persian. Name it, and I've heard it here.
I veel teyl jyu vhats aboat diz prrocess gass. Iss ferry tokzik and ju keep eet kontained orr else ju are dett. Jyuss a leettle beet vill kyll ju.
That's the way it is around here.
4,038
posted on
07/21/2006 7:08:41 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob
[signing loudly with orchestra]
CAAAAN YOU FEEEEEL THE LOOOOVE, TONIGHT...
4,039
posted on
07/21/2006 7:10:00 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout
KIM: You know, Emela, wire you pleepeh food, Kim been tinking. You know how you do "BAM?"
EMELA: Yeah.
KIM: Kim tink maybe you say "BOOM" instead.
EMELA: Geez, I don't know. "BAM" is like my signature. I just do "BAM."
KIM: (looking over shoulder and nodding) But maybe you go "BOOM."
EMELA: (catching glimpse of sniper stage left) Hey, hey, I can do "BOOM." It'd be a nice change, ya know. BOOM! I kinda like it.
KIM: Yeah, so wut you do now?
EMELA: Well, uh, I've got some jalapenos and some Big Jim's peppers roasting over here for the chile verde. Now you wanna get these things black. Just char 'em.
HU: We don need no wadda, ret deh mudda--
KIM: Whoa, hey! Ees fammury show, Hu.
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