I CAN'T BREATHE!!
D.O. has got it nailed, I can tell you that.
I work in Silicon Valley.
I'm surrounded by all kinds of foreign accents. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Russian, East Indian, Persian. Name it, and I've heard it here.
I veel teyl jyu vhats aboat diz prrocess gass. Iss ferry tokzik and ju keep eet kontained orr else ju are dett. Jyuss a leettle beet vill kyll ju.
That's the way it is around here.