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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: NicknamedBob
This is a favorite of mine and I hope it will be one of yours...
3,921
posted on
07/21/2006 4:11:24 PM PDT
by
Tulsa Brian
(This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
To: Tulsa Brian; Harmless Teddy Bear
Nice.
Somehow though, I don't think the run from Manitoba to Iceland would be as comfortable or safe as a river run.
3,922
posted on
07/21/2006 4:18:20 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: HKMk23; Monkey Face; stephenjohnbanker; rzeznikj at stout; hispanarepublicana; All
The Kim Perspective in 5, 4, 3, 2...
To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; Tulsa Brian
Do we have to launch from Manitoba?
I was thinking of launching from Ireland just for the sheer irony of the matter.
1000 years later: The Payback!
3,924
posted on
07/21/2006 4:22:03 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: NicknamedBob
I know. So you build a few of these with a bit more freeboard...
3,925
posted on
07/21/2006 4:23:47 PM PDT
by
Tulsa Brian
(This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
To: HKMk23; Monkey Face; stephenjohnbanker; rzeznikj at stout; hispanarepublicana; All
(band plays opening theme)
(apprause)
ANNOUNCER: It's Friday. You know what you want and he's here to give it to you. Tonight, Kim welcomes Howard Dean, with Pepe the Illegal Immigration Sock Puppet, and gets things cooking with Emeril Lagasse in the kitchen. Welcome television's latest phenom, alongside Hu Jintao and the Taepo Dong Five band, it's KIM-JONG-IL!
(apprause)
(camera pans across audience, the to set)
(band wraps up theme, dressed like Parliament Funk)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Youd need currachs for that...
3,927
posted on
07/21/2006 4:26:58 PM PDT
by
Tulsa Brian
(This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
To: Das Outsider
Hurry up with the popcorn, it's starting!
3,928
posted on
07/21/2006 4:28:37 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Actually, the thing to do here is become the broker between the defensive needs of Iceland, and the Defensive capabilities of Israel.
The Israelis are having several new submarines built over in Germany. They could use a shakedown cruise.
"Shakedown Cruise!" Ha-Ha, I kill me.
3,929
posted on
07/21/2006 4:31:52 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: Tulsa Brian
Why else do u need a longboat? Oh.. of course, how stupid of me!! ;)
3,930
posted on
07/21/2006 4:31:58 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: HKMk23
It was only 32'C over here, but that is unusually hot for Ireland, most summers it's 25'C max.
3,931
posted on
07/21/2006 4:33:27 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Tulsa Brian; Harmless Teddy Bear
There are still currachs in use over here!
3,932
posted on
07/21/2006 4:34:24 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I was thinking of launching from Ireland just for the sheer irony of the matter. 1000 years later: The Payback!
LOL! Those bloody Danes!! Vikings out now!!
3,933
posted on
07/21/2006 4:36:12 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Well, my WeatherUnderground banner just updated and it's now 41C -- 105F for Statesiders -- at my house. That'll likely be the high for today as it's approaching 5:00pm.
3,934
posted on
07/21/2006 4:36:48 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout
(apprause)
KIM: Hey, werrcome to Kim Puhspective! How you do tonight?
(apprause and whistles)
KIM: Good, good. Uh, you see ban? (points to Hu and the band)
(apprause)
KIM: Yeah, ees fleeky deeky, you know?
HU: (wearing oversized Bootsy Collins sunglasses) Eh, fleeky--fleeky deeky?
KIM: You know, rike fleek. You do funk.
HU: Uh...
KIM: Kim wuddy 'bout you musicians. He heeyuh you arr smoke deh doobie.
HU: Deh doobie?
KIM: Toke deh pot, do deh leefa. Kim tink maybe you got sumteen in froot, Hu.
(raffter and howls from audience)
HU: (carefully examining flute)
KIM: Juss keep raying down funk, ok? You bass praya, he weh diapa. Whuddup wit dat?
HU: Ah, it is a new teem.
KIM: Kim no judge, but you need new teem--rike wit pants on.
(raffter)
KIM: Ok, ok. We got good show tonight. Howa Dean an flend heeyuh.
(apprause)
KIM: Yeah, yeah. Oh, you ebba heeyuh ub guy named Emela?
(apprause)
KIM: He on show too! Stay alound--we be light back!
(apprause)
(band plays "Love Rollercoaster")
(camera zooms out, goes to commercial)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; Tulsa Brian
I am wondering if a iron boat would be to heavy to row. Not if we use iron oars!! < /logical absurdity >
3,936
posted on
07/21/2006 4:38:21 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I imagine as long as there is an Ireland, there will be currachs floating around. The question is are they out pillaging?
3,937
posted on
07/21/2006 4:40:31 PM PDT
by
Tulsa Brian
(This is The Zodiac Speaking...)
To: HKMk23; FriendDownUnder
Well, my WeatherUnderground banner just updated and it's now 41C -- 105F for Statesiders -- at my house. That is just too hot - my uncle was in Australia for two years, he was in Alice Springs, and the temp hit 42'C - he said even the aborigines were sitting under trees!!
3,938
posted on
07/21/2006 4:41:10 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Tulsa Brian
Nah... I think they are just used for dropping and retrieving lobster pots...
3,939
posted on
07/21/2006 4:42:32 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
LOL!! I_T da punny man tonight!
[Gordon Lightfoot in the background]
"With a load of iron oars 20,000 tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty..."
3,940
posted on
07/21/2006 4:43:10 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Teach your children war that your granchildren may know peace.)
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