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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout
(apprause)

KIM: Hey, werrcome to Kim Puhspective! How you do tonight?

(apprause and whistles)

KIM: Good, good. Uh, you see ban? (points to Hu and the band)

(apprause)

KIM: Yeah, ees fleeky deeky, you know?
HU: (wearing oversized Bootsy Collins sunglasses) Eh, fleeky--fleeky deeky?
KIM: You know, rike fleek. You do funk.
HU: Uh...
KIM: Kim wuddy 'bout you musicians. He heeyuh you arr smoke deh doobie.
HU: Deh doobie?
KIM: Toke deh pot, do deh leefa. Kim tink maybe you got sumteen in froot, Hu.

(raffter and howls from audience)

HU: (carefully examining flute)
KIM: Juss keep raying down funk, ok? You bass praya, he weh diapa. Whuddup wit dat?
HU: Ah, it is a new teem.
KIM: Kim no judge, but you need new teem--rike wit pants on.

(raffter)

KIM: Ok, ok. We got good show tonight. Howa Dean an flend heeyuh.

(apprause)

KIM: Yeah, yeah. Oh, you ebba heeyuh ub guy named Emela?

(apprause)

KIM: He on show too! Stay alound--we be light back!

(apprause)

(band plays "Love Rollercoaster")

(camera zooms out, goes to commercial)

3,935 posted on 07/21/2006 4:37:10 PM PDT by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider

R O T F L M A O

I a juz ruv dis schtick!!!!


4,026 posted on 07/21/2006 6:33:19 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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