To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; rzeznikj at stout
(apprause)
KIM: Hey, werrcome to Kim Puhspective! How you do tonight?
(apprause and whistles)
KIM: Good, good. Uh, you see ban? (points to Hu and the band)
(apprause)
KIM: Yeah, ees fleeky deeky, you know?
HU: (wearing oversized Bootsy Collins sunglasses) Eh, fleeky--fleeky deeky?
KIM: You know, rike fleek. You do funk.
HU: Uh...
KIM: Kim wuddy 'bout you musicians. He heeyuh you arr smoke deh doobie.
HU: Deh doobie?
KIM: Toke deh pot, do deh leefa. Kim tink maybe you got sumteen in froot, Hu.
(raffter and howls from audience)
HU: (carefully examining flute)
KIM: Juss keep raying down funk, ok? You bass praya, he weh diapa. Whuddup wit dat?
HU: Ah, it is a new teem.
KIM: Kim no judge, but you need new teem--rike wit pants on.
(raffter)
KIM: Ok, ok. We got good show tonight. Howa Dean an flend heeyuh.
(apprause)
KIM: Yeah, yeah. Oh, you ebba heeyuh ub guy named Emela?
(apprause)
KIM: He on show too! Stay alound--we be light back!
(apprause)
(band plays "Love Rollercoaster")
(camera zooms out, goes to commercial)
To: Das Outsider
R O T F L M A O
I a juz ruv dis schtick!!!!
4,026 posted on
07/21/2006 6:33:19 PM PDT by
stephenjohnbanker
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