How Do You Sleep? (Body Positions)

The Secret Language of Sleep ^ | 4/22/2006 | The Secret Language of Sleep

[Dallas59]

I sleep with a remote...



Clicky Here To Find Your Sleep Pose

[Cagey]

"Do you like the smell of fresh spray paint."

"I chose, yes!"

[Cagey]

What fit style do you prefer when it comes to bottoms?

ELAINE: You got a comfort problem there?

KRAMER: No, I think these Jockeys shrunk.

ELAINE: I thought you wore silk underwear.

KRAMER: No, no, n--Well, you know, I wore 'em for about a month but I couldn't stick with it. No, I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!

[MotleyGirl70]

My boys need a house!

Classic!

I didn't see a position for "The Jimmy Legs."

Perhaps the 'The Springloader' (see post 17) could be renamed "The Jimmy Legs", showing an additional graphic of someone getting flung across the room in mid-air.

[Cagey]

ROFLAMO at the "Springloader".

Okay, how bout this one? I don't really want to know! Hahahahaha!

[Cagey]

"The Fireman's Carry"

[Cagey]

This variation of lying on one's back is known as the "Deathwish." It is characterized by hands folded on one's chest and shows the sleeper's subconscious hope that he or she will be pushed into the path of an oncoming bullet train.

Referred to as the "Hazel," this position clearly indicates that a sleeper harbors an unnatural desire to become a domestic servant.

The unusual utilization of pillows in this configuration indicates a sexual timidity, usually brought on by some sexual dysfunction such as not being able to "get any" even after dating livestock.

Scientists have no idea what this position represents, but it certainly does give one what experts call "the willies."

[TankerKC]

Find your own pose!

Switch the female and male and that is just how we sleep.

[MotleyGirl70]

LMAO! You have me in tears over here.

[MotleyGirl70]

Hah, the paint sniffer.

Whenever I see his mugshot I think of this one line from the movie "The Warriors."

"Warriors...come out and plaaaaayyyy!"

[sully777]

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I liked the question about the clown makeup under the clown mask.

[sully777]

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I liked the question about the clown makeup under the clown mask.

[djf]

Almost always, fetal position. I often wake up and find the imprints of my hands inbetween my knees.

[Dallas59]

Well...I'm Worf...No wonder nobody sleeps in my bed.

[Candor7]

[Candor7]

[mhking]

How Do You Sleep?

Soundly.

[Candor7]

Sorry laughing so hard I sent twice. This position is known as " The Bubble"

[Cagey]

The "Bubble" is good. I like it.

Myself, I know I've gotten a good night's sleep if there is a good trail of drool.

[FDNYRHEROES]

IBTZ

Do you mean like, "In Before The Zzzzzzzzs"?

[SuzyQue]

Aww. You need a Worfette.