**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 04/21/2006 | IPW

[BJClinton]

Happy Friday everyone! The monster storms last night knocked out power and turned my alarm off. It also jacked with the clock on my coffee grinder/brewer. Not cool. Anywho, please, let the silliness begin!.

[conservativebabe]

Hottie, I posted before I read yours. It's weird when people say pretty much the same thing without knowing it.

[teenyelliott]

Allright. You win.

[Steelerfan]

No offense taken, the songs were hysterical.

Have a good weekend, I really do have to bail.

[discostu]

The real difference in the game is which members of the team were playing poorly. Both defenses played well, both coverage sections of special teams played well, both return sections of special teams did OK, the difference was in the offense. For Seattle the QB played well and nobody else really did, for Pitt the QB played horribly but the rest of the offense played well. It's easier for 10 to overcome the problems of 1 than vice versa, hence the Steelers won.

[teenyelliott]

Have a good weekend, I really do have to bail.

Buy some beer on your way home!!!!!

[EX52D]

I just want to buy you a beer, not insult you friend! So what'll it be? :)

[HOTTIEBOY]

I would say "Great minds yada yada..."

But it would be about the 400th time it has been posted on this forum.

[Beowulf]

[Millee]

I could never get mad at you. The beauty of being dimwitted is you never know when you're being insulted! ;o)

[Lucky9teen]

[HOTTIEBOY]

Here you go steelerfan. I won't tell. Just don't waste it.
That is a felony, you know. Or at least it should be.

[Dashing Dasher]

Good for you!

applause!!!

[BJClinton]

*applase*

[Lucky9teen]

Did you go here?

[Lucky9teen]

[Millee]

flunked out...

[HOTTIEBOY]

LOL that was funny. I think I sharted on that one.

[EX52D]

Good grief, that's gross!

[HOTTIEBOY]

Yep, I did.

Damn.

[SoothingDave]

Well that's sucky news. I was gonna make millions by applying there and then suing for discrimination when they didn't hire me!!!!

[setting: The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission Office]

ELAINE: Anyway there's at least four of them, and they're all huge. And one is bigger than the next. It's like a Russ Meyer movie.

FRED: Who's Russ Meyer?

ELAINE: Oh, he's this guy who made these terrible movies in the 70's with these kinds of women. He's obsessed. He's obsessed with breasts. That's hard to say.

FRED: Anyway, go on.

ELAINE: Um... Well, there's not really much more to tell. He was looking for waitresses, and I went in to apply for the job. And, he looked me up and down and he rejected me.