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American Idol 2006--Live Thread (Part II)
FOX ^ | 3-25-06

Posted on 03/24/2006 9:00:43 PM PST by silent_jonny

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To: Netizen

What a great piece about Taylor! Yes! Just imagine the look on his face!

Sometimes I wonder if it were possible to magically morph these famous guests to look like someone else and let Simon judge them what would he say?


10,761 posted on 05/03/2006 4:42:51 PM PDT by A knight without armor
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To: silent_jonny; All
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10,762 posted on 05/03/2006 4:46:31 PM PDT by retrokitten ("Thank you gentlemen! I will repay you. Unless of course I can't find you. Or I forget." - Shrek)
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To: A knight without armor

Hey there, lady! How are you doing?


10,763 posted on 05/03/2006 4:48:58 PM PDT by retrokitten (www.retrosrants.blogspot.com freshly updated!!)
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To: retrokitten
LOL!
LOL! That keeps me going tonight! I needed this!



Do not feed Ace's Scar after dark.
10,764 posted on 05/03/2006 4:50:13 PM PDT by A knight without armor
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To: Netizen

If Taylor wins, he should be allowed to play his harmonica! He's awesome.....

http://www.stevenjackson.net/


10,765 posted on 05/03/2006 4:51:00 PM PDT by Kimberly GG
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To: retrokitten
I'm hangin' in there like a loose tooth as usual.
10,766 posted on 05/03/2006 4:51:31 PM PDT by A knight without armor
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To: HelloooClareece; silent_jonny

Welcome! I'm telling you right now, it's the most fun you'll have at FR. MOST of the people are witty, hilarious, and a blast. Especially, our wonderful host silent_jonny.

Where ya been?


10,767 posted on 05/03/2006 4:53:40 PM PDT by conservativebabe (Go Elliott Yamin!!!!)
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To: retrokitten

LMAO!!! No you di-ant!


10,768 posted on 05/03/2006 4:54:19 PM PDT by conservativebabe (Go Elliott Yamin!!!!)
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To: A knight without armor

LOL! Glad to hear it!


10,769 posted on 05/03/2006 4:54:57 PM PDT by retrokitten (www.retrosrants.blogspot.com freshly updated!!)
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To: conservativebabe

LOL!!! I was reading it outloud to my husband and just dying! My face hurt from laughing to hard. Especially when I got to "If Ace's Scar begins to smoke get away immediately."


10,770 posted on 05/03/2006 4:56:47 PM PDT by retrokitten (www.retrosrants.blogspot.com freshly updated!!)
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To: retrokitten; EmilyGeiger; conservativebabe
A-Fed comin' atchya!

I'm gonna be sick :o

;)

10,771 posted on 05/03/2006 4:58:35 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("me lovey the jonny" -- conservativebabe)
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To: Kimberly GG
If Taylor wins, he should be allowed to play his harmonica! He's awesome.....

Didn't Bo and Carrie get to play guitars during finals, on some group song?

10,772 posted on 05/03/2006 4:58:42 PM PDT by Netizen
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To: retrokitten

Don't forgrt House before Idol tonight!


10,773 posted on 05/03/2006 4:59:56 PM PDT by Netizen
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To: andyssister
My six year old has type 1 diabetes. He goes to bed before AI comes on, but every Wed. morning I tell him how great Elliot was. He thinks it's so cool! :)

That's one of the sweetest things I've read on this thread. Thank you for sharing it with us.

10,774 posted on 05/03/2006 5:00:29 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("me lovey the jonny" -- conservativebabe)
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To: Netizen

Didn't Bo and Carrie get to play guitars during finals, on some group song?

Now that you mention it....I think so! I just think if he had the opportunity to play the harmonica, anyone with doubts about his talent would be blown away!....I realize it's not fair to the others, but I just don't get not letting us see ALL of what they have to offer.

Wasn't he suppose to sing Who Says You Cant Go Home?


10,775 posted on 05/03/2006 5:02:37 PM PDT by Kimberly GG
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To: A knight without armor
Sometimes I wonder if it were possible to magically morph these famous guests to look like someone else and let Simon judge them what would he say?

I would love that!

10,776 posted on 05/03/2006 5:03:09 PM PDT by Netizen
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To: Wolfstar

I think I just heard a new Kelly Clarkson song in a Ford ad. Have you seen it?


10,777 posted on 05/03/2006 5:04:31 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("me lovey the jonny" -- conservativebabe)
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To: retrokitten

My favorite line is:

"Ace's Scar contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at".


All I can think is "my eyes, my eyes"!


10,778 posted on 05/03/2006 5:04:51 PM PDT by conservativebabe (Go Elliott Yamin!!!!)
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To: retrokitten; conservativebabe
All the better to hold his lady with, awwwwww yeeeeaaaaahh....

LMAO!!! You're killin' me!

10,779 posted on 05/03/2006 5:07:53 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("me lovey the jonny" -- conservativebabe)
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To: conservativebabe

LOL!!

When I was in high school we were all huge SNL fans and that was one of our favorite skits.


10,780 posted on 05/03/2006 5:09:02 PM PDT by retrokitten (www.retrosrants.blogspot.com freshly updated!!)
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