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Posted on 03/24/2006 9:00:43 PM PST by silent_jonny
What a great piece about Taylor! Yes! Just imagine the look on his face!
Sometimes I wonder if it were possible to magically morph these famous guests to look like someone else and let Simon judge them what would he say?
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If Taylor wins, he should be allowed to play his harmonica! He's awesome.....
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Welcome! I'm telling you right now, it's the most fun you'll have at FR. MOST of the people are witty, hilarious, and a blast. Especially, our wonderful host silent_jonny.
Where ya been?
LMAO!!! No you di-ant!
LOL! Glad to hear it!
LOL!!! I was reading it outloud to my husband and just dying! My face hurt from laughing to hard. Especially when I got to "If Ace's Scar begins to smoke get away immediately."
I'm gonna be sick :o
;)
Didn't Bo and Carrie get to play guitars during finals, on some group song?
Don't forgrt House before Idol tonight!
That's one of the sweetest things I've read on this thread. Thank you for sharing it with us.
Didn't Bo and Carrie get to play guitars during finals, on some group song?
Now that you mention it....I think so! I just think if he had the opportunity to play the harmonica, anyone with doubts about his talent would be blown away!....I realize it's not fair to the others, but I just don't get not letting us see ALL of what they have to offer.
Wasn't he suppose to sing Who Says You Cant Go Home?
I would love that!
I think I just heard a new Kelly Clarkson song in a Ford ad. Have you seen it?
My favorite line is:
"Ace's Scar contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at".
All I can think is "my eyes, my eyes"!
LMAO!!! You're killin' me!
LOL!!
When I was in high school we were all huge SNL fans and that was one of our favorite skits.
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