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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/24/06

Posted on 03/24/2006 5:12:52 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien

H A P P Y

F R I D A Y !!!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; tgif
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To: Auntbee

Well, hello darlin'!


321 posted on 03/24/2006 8:51:10 AM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: Millee

Can I borrow some money?


322 posted on 03/24/2006 8:51:13 AM PST by Toby06 (<----cereal monogamist)
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To: Millee

LOL

Call me when you get that money Millee love


323 posted on 03/24/2006 8:51:24 AM PST by PaulaB (Sure)
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To: day10; Millee

Don't count on the limo thing.


324 posted on 03/24/2006 8:51:33 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas

It's rough fighting off the groupies!!!


325 posted on 03/24/2006 8:52:01 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: day10

Morning sweetie.


326 posted on 03/24/2006 8:52:27 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: PaulaB; Toby06

I just emailed him all my banking & credit card information. Mr. Millee is going to be so happy/surprised when I tell him!


327 posted on 03/24/2006 8:53:10 AM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

I'm an Engineer's dream!

You're not the fastest, nor the most nimble, heck you're not even running. But you've got potential. Just think of getting your hands dirty tearing down that rusted out engine. 55 gallons of Liquid Wrench and a pressurewasher and you'll be ready to get startd on the real work....

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

328 posted on 03/24/2006 8:53:56 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Mr. Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up he asks to Lord "Lord what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Mr Smith asks, "And what does a million dallars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Mr. Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

329 posted on 03/24/2006 8:55:33 AM PST by SweetCaroline ( have ye asked nothing in my name: ask, and ye shall receive, that your joy may be full)
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To: The_Victor; PaulaB; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; LongElegantLegs; Millee; ..
Speaking of Engineers.....


Swishy Hispanic Engineers Unite!!!


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330 posted on 03/24/2006 8:58:27 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Millee
Did you guys get this in your Freep mail too?

Get it? I sent it!

331 posted on 03/24/2006 9:00:57 AM PST by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: SweetCaroline

very funny! God does have a sense of humor, doesn't He?


332 posted on 03/24/2006 9:05:25 AM PST by peacebaby (I prefer not being banned. I like it here at FR.)
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To: Auntbee; All

Lunchtime! Back later!


333 posted on 03/24/2006 9:05:44 AM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: r-q-tek86; Maximus of Texas; TheBigB; BJClinton

334 posted on 03/24/2006 9:06:29 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: hattend

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!

You're a classic - powerful, ruthless, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and the hell with everyone else. While you have a soft side, you prefer crush anyone how gets in your way. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

335 posted on 03/24/2006 9:07:35 AM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: peacebaby

Yes he does!


336 posted on 03/24/2006 9:07:55 AM PST by SweetCaroline ( have ye asked nothing in my name: ask, and ye shall receive, that your joy may be full)
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To: All; PaulaB; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; LongElegantLegs; Millee; ...
Grandkids: Grandpa, were you ever in the Olympics?

Grandpa: Why yes, back in 2006. I participated in the men’s curling bronze medal event. Look, here's a photo.

Grandkids: Gee, grandpa, that's kinda sick

Grandpa: Well, yeah, my life didn't go according to plan. Anyone of you all happen to have a gun with a single bullet in it?



Story Here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11541373/
337 posted on 03/24/2006 9:08:01 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: All

What do the White Sox and Bobby Brown have in common?




They both beat Houston four times this week


Wooohooo, Baseball starts in a week, and a day, or 2.


338 posted on 03/24/2006 9:08:49 AM PST by Redleg1963
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To: Maximus of Texas

Dadgummit max, I told you to stop playing with your chicken.


339 posted on 03/24/2006 9:09:22 AM PST by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: sully777
I've got something longer that her sword.
340 posted on 03/24/2006 9:09:58 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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