**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/24/06

[Xenophobic Alien]

H A P P Y

F R I D A Y !!!

[Izzy Dunne]

[Izzy Dunne]

What we have here is a failure of planning...

[Larry Lucido]

Someone will eventually post this NYT article (I suck at it), but here's a sneak preview:

How Real Is That Ruin? Don't Ask, the Locals Say

Excerpt: "Then she would sit on top," said Allison, the 11-year-old tour guide, pointing to a five-foot high, mushroom-shaped object that many say looks too much like a phallus to be anything else. Incan priests would pour chicha, or corn beer, on the woman trying to conceive, the girl explained in a robotic spiel, and determine the future child's sex by which side of the monolith the libation ran down.

Click here

[secret garden]

Top 50?

[Izzy Dunne]

Hillary the vampire:

[Toby06]

cereal monogamist

Does that meen you're faithful to your Raisin Bran?

Aunt Jemima. I know, that's not a cereal.

[LongElegantLegs]

Is it morning already?

[JRios1968]

Top -1!!! (that's minus one...hehehe)

[acad1228]

Aunt Jemima. I know, that's not a cereal.

Naw, but like most women that ain't really good for us, ya just can't quit her...

[Xenophobic Alien]

ALL HAIL XENU!!!!!!!!

[The_Victor]

I'm in.

[Izzy Dunne]

If you open a TERMINAL window, and paste the following command into it, then press ENTER, you can run your screensaver on the desktop (behind your desktop icons):

/System/Library/Frameworks/Screensaver.framework/Resources/ScreensaverEngine.app/Contents/MacOS/ScreensaverEngine -background

OS X only.

[ErnBatavia]

A man with no arms or legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach and three wimmins approach.

The first asks him if he's ever been hugged, and he says no...she gives him a hug and walks on.

The second asks if he's ever been kissed, and upon hearing a negative, she kisses him and walks on.

The third asks if he's ever been screwed. He gulps and says he hasn't. She replies, "You will be when the tide comes in" and joins her pals.

[Auntbee]

Top 50!!! Happy TGIF everyone. Hopefully I'll get to be around today.

[acad1228]

Is that a Thetan in yer belly or are ya just happy to see me!

[The_Victor]

What we have here is a failure of planning...

Can you say, "All aboard?"

[Xenophobic Alien]

WAKE UP!

[The_Victor]

[RioSmith]

Top 50?

[backinthefold]

The buzzword in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people
often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic
in bed."

That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his
tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the
way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Junk Mail.

You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your
breast and grabs your butt.

That's the Governor of California!

You like it, but 20 years later your attorney decides you were offended.
That's America!