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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 03/17/2006

Posted on 03/17/2006 5:49:50 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; UFO's
KEYWORDS: bosco; every1irishtoday; kissmeimirish
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To: EX52D

I saw that post the other day but refused to comment it. I'll continue that stance, thank you very much.


621 posted on 03/17/2006 2:05:08 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: motormouth

Hey MM!!!! Wearing green?


622 posted on 03/17/2006 2:05:42 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: JimWforBush

Ohhhhhh, where do you want me to start? LOL

Besides, I already told you its BAD to be table dancing AND doing body shots with the waitress' at the bar.

MM


623 posted on 03/17/2006 2:06:04 PM PST by motormouth (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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To: motormouth
Maybe I'll try to order less tonight.

10 shots instead of 12.

624 posted on 03/17/2006 2:06:48 PM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Does Mrs. MOT bring you your beer in bed? If so, she's a keeper!


625 posted on 03/17/2006 2:07:27 PM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

I sure am! :o)


626 posted on 03/17/2006 2:08:28 PM PST by motormouth (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Oh be nice will ya? Just joking with you...Bubba must have been a little rough on you. Tongue Out
627 posted on 03/17/2006 2:08:38 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: Eaker

Ping


628 posted on 03/17/2006 2:09:03 PM PST by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - There's no problem on the inside of a person that the outside of a dog can't cure.)
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To: Millee; PaulaB
Of course! She even brings bacon!

PB, please take notes for use with Mr. PB.
629 posted on 03/17/2006 2:09:27 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: motormouth
Man goes to the doctor and asks "What can I do to improve my relations with my wife?"

Doctor tells him I want you to walk ten miles every day and call me back in one week."

A week later the man calls and the doctor asks him: "Have you been following the regime I gave you?"

"Yes."

How are things with your wife?'

"I don't know -- I'm seventy miles from home!"
630 posted on 03/17/2006 2:11:08 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: JimWforBush

I dont believe that for ONE second.

MM


631 posted on 03/17/2006 2:11:26 PM PST by motormouth (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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To: Maximus of Texas
A week?

You better get your days straight MR!!!!
632 posted on 03/17/2006 2:13:44 PM PST by PaulaB (Many years have passed since those summer days)
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To: Maximus of Texas

You said top 600 - and you were 602.

Within your grasp - but not quite there yet.


633 posted on 03/17/2006 2:15:28 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Christopher Walken - Patron Saint of the Cowbell!)
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To: JimWforBush

I love that picture. Got it in my Webshots.


634 posted on 03/17/2006 2:16:01 PM PST by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Did he say he had been in jail?

I missed that post....

has he been drinkin??
635 posted on 03/17/2006 2:16:29 PM PST by PaulaB (Many years have passed since those summer days)
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To: motormouth

Bummer. No pinching then.


636 posted on 03/17/2006 2:18:54 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: BenLurkin

How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care


637 posted on 03/17/2006 2:19:06 PM PST by motormouth (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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To: Maximus of Texas; JimWforBush; r-q-tek86; RockinRight; Redleg1963; red devil 40; Toby06; EX52D; ...
Don't pass out on St. Pat's Day!

You'll wake up looking like a Ninja Turtle!


638 posted on 03/17/2006 2:20:33 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Christopher Walken - Patron Saint of the Cowbell!)
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To: PaulaB

I do have them straight. Today is Thursday, right?


639 posted on 03/17/2006 2:20:40 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Sorry, you'll have to keep your little pinchers to yourself. :o)

MM


640 posted on 03/17/2006 2:21:36 PM PST by motormouth (Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.)
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