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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 03/17/2006
Posted on 03/17/2006 5:49:50 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; UFO's
KEYWORDS: bosco; every1irishtoday; kissmeimirish
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Sorry I'm late - the traffic lights were murder this morning:
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:02:41 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
TGIF! HAPPY ST PADDY'S DAY!
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:03:33 AM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Woo Hoo!
Happy St Patrick's Day to All!!!!!
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:04:01 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
To: Auntbee
Have a few beers and later on tonight watch the KU game. I still have to run out and get him a birthday present.Mom?
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:04:31 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:04:34 AM PST
by
F.J. Mitchell
(President Bush isn't perfect, the caliber of his critics merely create that illusion.)
To: pelikan
If that 'shroom is growing on cow poop, I might want that.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:05:03 AM PST
by
beyond the sea
(The definition of a 'Targeted Tax Cut' is ........................ you ain't gettin' it)
To: Auntbee; Maximus of Texas; peacebaby; Dashing Dasher; Millee; EX52D
TGIF
I have today off..WOOHOO Getting my hair done, watching some March Madness ;P
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:06:33 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(Many years have passed since those summer days)
To: Xenophobic Alien
GOOD MORNING ALL!
I'm wearing my green - emeralds, both hands!
Kiss me, I really am Irish.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:06:48 AM PST
by
peacebaby
("What? Me worry?" Alfred E Newman)
To: Xenophobic Alien
I have taken St. Patrick's Day off from work every year for as long as I can remember. When my son turned 21 two years ago we made it a tradition to have a few beers together for his birthday. Then he goes out with his friends and does whatever. We have a great time together. He never has to buy his drinks on his birthday!!
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:06:56 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: PaulaB
I'll be watching some March Madness as soon as I get out of here in 3 1/2 hours!!!
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:08:47 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
mini morning Cheers!
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:10:16 AM PST
by
CJ Wolf
To: Auntbee
Arkansas plays here in Dallas today..
I of course am rooting for them and my #2 seed
Texas
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:10:43 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(Many years have passed since those summer days)
To: peacebaby
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:10:57 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: Auntbee
54
posted on
03/17/2006 6:11:17 AM PST
by
CJ Wolf
To: SquirrelKing
From another thread yesterday:
The universe isn't expanding, it's running away from Chuck Norris.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:12:02 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: PaulaB
Shouldn't have any problem beating Pennsylvania. Great tournament so far.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:12:22 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
"It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf is a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the Irishman.
With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish Whiskey?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "‘Tis absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too."
To: Xenophobic Alien
thanks for the smooch, just don't slobber, please. And no tongue, for goodness sake.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:13:37 AM PST
by
peacebaby
("What? Me worry?" Alfred E Newman)
To: peacebaby
I have a green speedo thong on.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:14:17 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
I'm wearing green underwear.
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posted on
03/17/2006 6:14:33 AM PST
by
usmcobra
(I always sing Karaoke the way it is meant to be sung, drunk, badly, and in Japanese)
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