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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: peacebaby
My personal fave was: The ATF has a YOU division.

Bastards. ;o)

741 posted on 03/03/2006 1:04:13 PM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: Egon
Bouquet of flowers
Bottle of Wine
Rat poison
Shovel

That's just wrong!

Hehehehe

742 posted on 03/03/2006 1:05:32 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Psychologists - 1 Psychiatrists - 0)
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To: Millee

"You attempted to wring out a rum cake"

That visual is hysterical


743 posted on 03/03/2006 1:06:14 PM PST by conservativebabe
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To: r-q-tek86
Hay RQ, how are you doing?

The second curtain wall is in.


744 posted on 03/03/2006 1:06:22 PM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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To: Kate of Spice Island
My brain has finally realized the futility of giving me a hangover. Instead it makes remembering my dog's name and tying my shoes a virtual impossibility. It's a good trade off. ;o)

Congrats on your engagement, BTW.

745 posted on 03/03/2006 1:07:47 PM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Hunk of what thread?


746 posted on 03/03/2006 1:09:00 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: conservativebabe

Agreed. Too bad we couldn't have tried it when you were still living in Longmont! ;o)


747 posted on 03/03/2006 1:09:12 PM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: JimWforBush

sweet. Did I see in interior where "the rock" is coming through the floor?


748 posted on 03/03/2006 1:10:19 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: ChandyB71

9-STINGY FARTER
Belches instead of farting to save his butthole.

Guess i'm always thinking about my a$$


749 posted on 03/03/2006 1:10:41 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Michael Goldsberry

I can't believe it's taken this long for a quiz!


750 posted on 03/03/2006 1:10:54 PM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Millee

yeah, bummer


751 posted on 03/03/2006 1:11:03 PM PST by conservativebabe
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To: Millee

I had a little too much to drink last Saturday night (damn bottle of Jaegermeister). Woke up Sunday morning with a HUGE bruise on my left leg. Don't have a clue how I got it.


752 posted on 03/03/2006 1:11:35 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

"Darling...", Max says sheepishly to his wife, "Let's try a new position tonight".

"Good idea!", She replies, "You stand in front of the sink and do the dishes, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart.!"


753 posted on 03/03/2006 1:12:19 PM PST by ChandyB71 (Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
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To: r-q-tek86

No, the ledge is all outside. The center part bridges just over it.


754 posted on 03/03/2006 1:12:24 PM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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To: Auntbee

Ooh. Been there, but Jaegermeister?


755 posted on 03/03/2006 1:12:29 PM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: r-q-tek86
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1589280/posts?page=33#33

This was my ping to you! And YES, I did ping you! Was it good for you too?

756 posted on 03/03/2006 1:13:32 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Hoodlum91

I didn't drink it all by myself. There were two other people. I actually like the stuff. Must be my German heritage.


757 posted on 03/03/2006 1:13:36 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Millee

My liver filed for a divorce.


758 posted on 03/03/2006 1:13:45 PM PST by BJClinton (Happy Birthday Texas!)
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To: Auntbee

LOL...that's Jaeger for ya!


759 posted on 03/03/2006 1:14:32 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: Hoodlum91

Nothing wrong with a little Jaeger!


760 posted on 03/03/2006 1:14:55 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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