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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: r-q-tek86; Maximus of Texas

Is Max north of you?

reminds me of when hubby was in charge of the feedlot on the farm...and the wind blew east across that feed lot and right through the windows of my old farm house.


721 posted on 03/03/2006 12:50:56 PM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: JimWforBush

I'll have to agree to most of this about me:



Your Values Profile

Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:

You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:

You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance a fair amount.
You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas.
You have very few prejudices that you're aware of.
And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe.


722 posted on 03/03/2006 12:51:01 PM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Auntbee; Dashing Dasher
Ah my Evil Master, your wish is my command...

Looks like AuntBee is cutting into your action, there, Dash

Post 69

723 posted on 03/03/2006 12:51:50 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: peacebaby
Is Max north of you?

Yep... in fact, he works for the same company as mrs r-q-tek

724 posted on 03/03/2006 12:53:07 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: JimWforBush
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:

You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:

You value humility a fair amount.
You tend to be an easy going, humble person.
But occasionally your ego takes over.
You have a slight competitive streak - and the need to be the best.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.
The Five Factor Values Test

725 posted on 03/03/2006 12:53:10 PM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: EX52D
Fits me fairly well.
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:

You value loyalty highly.
You're completely devoted to your friends and family.
Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.
Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!

Honesty:

You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:

You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:

You value humility a fair amount.
You tend to be an easy going, humble person.
But occasionally your ego takes over.
You have a slight competitive streak - and the need to be the best.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance a fair amount.
You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas.
You have very few prejudices that you're aware of.
And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe.
The Five Factor Values Test

726 posted on 03/03/2006 12:53:54 PM PST by Toby06 (Check out my revised profile!)
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To: BJClinton
There is always the penguins.
727 posted on 03/03/2006 12:56:21 PM PST by CJ Wolf (To Zot or Not That is the question.)
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To: BJClinton; PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; teenyelliott; ...
I relate to too many of these ping!

All your character witnesses are in the drunk tank.

You have attempted to wring out a rum cake.

The cops set up a DUI checkpoint in your driveway.

The rattlesnake that bit you yelped.

You once woke up with a new job.

Your menage a trois fantasies include a bartender.

Your DNA is shaped like a corkscrew.

Your streetside recycling company has to bring an extra truck.

The ATF has a You division.

You catch yourself rambling on about Thunderbird’s “delicate, yet audacious bouquet.”

You swallow your mouthwash because it reminds you of spearmint schnapps.

You drink tequila to get the taste of rum out of your mouth. And visa versa. For hours at a time.

You’d never steal a fellow drunk’s drink, but you do occasionally “adopt orphans.”

Your local liquor store let’s you put bottles on layaway.

You’ve attempted seppuku with a cocktail sword.

728 posted on 03/03/2006 12:58:10 PM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: CJ Wolf
I love penguins...Penguins
729 posted on 03/03/2006 12:58:22 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: BJClinton; Maximus of Texas

Max started it....


730 posted on 03/03/2006 1:00:00 PM PST by ChandyB71 (Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
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To: ChandyB71

I just saw your post with the list...too funny!


731 posted on 03/03/2006 1:00:28 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Psychologists - 1 Psychiatrists - 0)
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To: Michael Goldsberry; Toby06; EX52D
Ok, if quizes come out, so does Gary. The amount of Garys will depend on how much screen space is wasted by the quiz. The "Your Values Profile" quiz is a space waster. So, without further delay, I give you:


732 posted on 03/03/2006 1:01:07 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Millee

"You once woke up with a new job.

Your menage a trois fantasies include a bartender."

My favs!


733 posted on 03/03/2006 1:01:23 PM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: Egon

I will have to check out post #23 in a few minutes...


734 posted on 03/03/2006 1:01:43 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Psychologists - 1 Psychiatrists - 0)
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To: Millee

I've actually kinda sorta scratched my shoulders with the little drink and sandwich swords...


735 posted on 03/03/2006 1:01:49 PM PST by Darksheare (..the wheels of his Mustang exploding on the highway like a slug from a .45...)
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To: r-q-tek86
HI r-q-tek86. Missed you!!

I posted about you being HOT on the hunk thread!!!
736 posted on 03/03/2006 1:01:49 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: ChandyB71

Did not! Did not!!


737 posted on 03/03/2006 1:01:58 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Lmao, those smileys.. hilarious!
The bottom one blinks with every bump.


738 posted on 03/03/2006 1:02:38 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Millee

Champagne??? You can have your own bottle...and your own headache the next day...


739 posted on 03/03/2006 1:02:54 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Psychologists - 1 Psychiatrists - 0)
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To: Maximus of Texas
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740 posted on 03/03/2006 1:04:09 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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