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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: ChandyB71

mental picture go away.

especially that one of hillary nekkid.


341 posted on 03/03/2006 8:43:59 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: ChandyB71

OMG- LOLOLOL!


342 posted on 03/03/2006 8:44:26 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: peacebaby

I picture the Hildabeast very saggy.


343 posted on 03/03/2006 8:44:54 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: ChandyB71

LOL. :)


344 posted on 03/03/2006 8:45:09 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: LongElegantLegs

yummmmm....sushi...that makes sense, I had no idea what you telling me to do with those big ole crabs!


345 posted on 03/03/2006 8:45:20 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: LongElegantLegs
I love California Rolls.

Sure is better than this...

346 posted on 03/03/2006 8:45:29 AM PST by ChandyB71 (Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
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To: Egon
Bouquet of flowers

Bottle of Wine

Rat poison

Shovel

****************

ROFL!! This is one of the best OFST threads ever.

347 posted on 03/03/2006 8:45:47 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: conservativebabe

yes, bad mental image...bad, very bad


348 posted on 03/03/2006 8:46:15 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: peacebaby

What time shall I expect you? LOL!


349 posted on 03/03/2006 8:46:45 AM PST by Toby06 (Check out my revised profile!)
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To: dware


350 posted on 03/03/2006 8:47:06 AM PST by dblack
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To: trisham; Egon

That one is my absolute favorite!


351 posted on 03/03/2006 8:47:29 AM PST by conservativebabe
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To: Dashing Dasher
You have a certain type of insanity rarely seen outside of rubber rooms. Thank you for playing our Shopping Game.

Oh no. Thank you. :-D

352 posted on 03/03/2006 8:47:46 AM PST by retrokitten (www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Behold Superdickery
http://www.superdickery.com/galleries.html

I have no idea whether this link has been posted before, but it's a gem. I personally recommend "Seduction of the Innocent". Check them out, you won't regret it.
353 posted on 03/03/2006 8:47:53 AM PST by Stag_Man (Hamilton is my Hero)
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To: JimWforBush
Duct tape

Saws-all

Trash bags

Cooler

354 posted on 03/03/2006 8:48:25 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: CJ Wolf

LOL at my desk at that one!


355 posted on 03/03/2006 8:48:31 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: EX52D

Today's thread reminded me of this joke...

A woman shopping at her local supermarket selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of Romaine lettuce, a 2-lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a shabby drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

The drunk said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by his intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections, she responded, "Well, as a matter of fact, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."


356 posted on 03/03/2006 8:49:41 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely)
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To: LongElegantLegs

357 posted on 03/03/2006 8:49:43 AM PST by Toby06 (Check out my revised profile!)
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To: LongElegantLegs
Mr. Legs is doing the whole Catholic thing for Lent, so I get to make Sushi every Friday! (woo-hoo!)

WOW!! I've never known anyone who made their own sushi. Is it really time consuming?

358 posted on 03/03/2006 8:49:54 AM PST by retrokitten (www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)
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To: ChandyB71

Ha ha ha! Bowel Rice... Gross.


359 posted on 03/03/2006 8:50:34 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Going armed to the terror of the public.)
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To: RockinRight
Just don't trip on the wires...

360 posted on 03/03/2006 8:51:27 AM PST by ChandyB71 (Often, it's wiser to wait until u know the beat, before dancing 2 tunes the media & politicians play)
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