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Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: Millee
Three out of your four is normal for me for a weekend!!!
121
posted on
03/03/2006 6:46:39 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: RockinRight; Hoodlum91
"How did we not think of a SPATULA???"
That's what I'm here for.
122
posted on
03/03/2006 6:46:46 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(The wicked games people play.)
To: motormouth
Does your store not sell real bunnies?
To: cjshapi
- Tank of CO2
- One unfrozen chicken
- One pin
124
posted on
03/03/2006 6:46:57 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Islam is a fatal disease that must be eradicated from the body Earth.)
To: Millee
hot water bottle
1 bottle rose glycerin
1 cucumber
cheese wiz
125
posted on
03/03/2006 6:48:41 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(The wicked games people play.)
To: Millee
3. Jumper cables
Red on positive, black on negative (I'm not talking about American Indians or African Americans)
To: Hoodlum91
Spatula
Massage Oil
"Girls Gone Wild" DVD
Twelve Bras
127
posted on
03/03/2006 6:49:04 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: peacebaby
OK..this was actually the guy in front of me at the grocery yesterday:
4 different kinds of cheese
7 lemons
5 onions
pack of gum
Confused me!
128
posted on
03/03/2006 6:49:19 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(pcottraux says I'm special!)
To: Lazamataz
Tent
100' extension cord
TV
Tampons
129
posted on
03/03/2006 6:50:09 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Maximus of Texas
Geesh, I said dont ask! LOL
MM
130
posted on
03/03/2006 6:51:34 AM PST
by
motormouth
(the glass is ALWAYS half full.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
very, very old joke.....
a beautiful, stacked blonde in a minidress is causing a disturbance in the local supermarket, as she runs frantically up and down the aisles, alternately placing her hands over her ears , then her breasts, and then her groin area..then repeating the seqeuence...Finally the store manager gets through the circle of men who have surrounded her, and he asks .."Lady what are you doing?..you're causing a riot in my store..." "Sorry" she replies..but I'm so absent minded..I was just trying to remember my shoppping list...Two ears of corn, two quarts of milk, and Fantastik!"
131
posted on
03/03/2006 6:52:02 AM PST
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her gene pool. Any volunteers?)
To: Hoodlum91
ok, here's what hubby used to clean something on his car
jar vaseline
tampons
rags
rubbing alcohol
freaked me out.
132
posted on
03/03/2006 6:52:38 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(The wicked games people play.)
To: peacebaby
That would freak me out, too.
133
posted on
03/03/2006 6:53:32 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
I envy you. None of the checkout clerks in my area have the imagination. Some cannot tell apples from pears.
When the scanner system went down recently in one store, they closed the store. The registers still would work as adding machines, and prices were marked on each item, but too many clerks could not figure out the difficult puzzle of punching in the number and pressing +.
It's a fun game, though.
- model train set
- shotgun shells
- mini-cam or just a mini-cam card
- threaded steel pipe with end caps
134
posted on
03/03/2006 6:53:54 AM PST
by
JohnCliftn
(In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will.)
To: Sax
I'm sorry - I'm sitting here reading these lists and I've got tears coming from my eyes!! Such creativity - LOL!!
135
posted on
03/03/2006 6:54:17 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Bourbon
Lighter
Ammo
Duct Tape
136
posted on
03/03/2006 6:54:52 AM PST
by
alarm rider
(Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Woo-Hoo!!
I'm out of here at noon!
Gone Fishing!!
To: Xenophobic Alien
To: Sax
Tire Iron
Vacuum Cleaner
Bottle of Tequila
Kenny G CD
To: peacebaby
Leaf blower
Duct tape
Nair
enema bag
140
posted on
03/03/2006 7:00:33 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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