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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
What's a source? | 3/3/06 | Me

Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: Millee

Three out of your four is normal for me for a weekend!!!


121 posted on 03/03/2006 6:46:39 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: RockinRight; Hoodlum91

"How did we not think of a SPATULA???"

That's what I'm here for.


122 posted on 03/03/2006 6:46:46 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: motormouth


Does your store not sell real bunnies?


123 posted on 03/03/2006 6:46:55 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: cjshapi

124 posted on 03/03/2006 6:46:57 AM PST by Lazamataz (Islam is a fatal disease that must be eradicated from the body Earth.)
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To: Millee

hot water bottle
1 bottle rose glycerin
1 cucumber
cheese wiz


125 posted on 03/03/2006 6:48:41 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: Millee
3. Jumper cables

Red on positive, black on negative (I'm not talking about American Indians or African Americans)
126 posted on 03/03/2006 6:49:03 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Hoodlum91

Spatula

Massage Oil

"Girls Gone Wild" DVD

Twelve Bras


127 posted on 03/03/2006 6:49:04 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: peacebaby

OK..this was actually the guy in front of me at the grocery yesterday:

4 different kinds of cheese
7 lemons
5 onions
pack of gum

Confused me!


128 posted on 03/03/2006 6:49:19 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)
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To: Lazamataz

Tent
100' extension cord
TV
Tampons


129 posted on 03/03/2006 6:50:09 AM PST by Sax
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To: Maximus of Texas

Geesh, I said dont ask! LOL

MM


130 posted on 03/03/2006 6:51:34 AM PST by motormouth (the glass is ALWAYS half full.)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
very, very old joke.....

a beautiful, stacked blonde in a minidress is causing a disturbance in the local supermarket, as she runs frantically up and down the aisles, alternately placing her hands over her ears , then her breasts, and then her groin area..then repeating the seqeuence...Finally the store manager gets through the circle of men who have surrounded her, and he asks .."Lady what are you doing?..you're causing a riot in my store..." "Sorry" she replies..but I'm so absent minded..I was just trying to remember my shoppping list...Two ears of corn, two quarts of milk, and Fantastik!"

131 posted on 03/03/2006 6:52:02 AM PST by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her gene pool. Any volunteers?)
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To: Hoodlum91

ok, here's what hubby used to clean something on his car

jar vaseline
tampons
rags
rubbing alcohol

freaked me out.


132 posted on 03/03/2006 6:52:38 AM PST by peacebaby (The wicked games people play.)
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To: peacebaby

That would freak me out, too.


133 posted on 03/03/2006 6:53:32 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
I envy you. None of the checkout clerks in my area have the imagination. Some cannot tell apples from pears.

When the scanner system went down recently in one store, they closed the store. The registers still would work as adding machines, and prices were marked on each item, but too many clerks could not figure out the difficult puzzle of punching in the number and pressing +.

It's a fun game, though.


134 posted on 03/03/2006 6:53:54 AM PST by JohnCliftn (In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will.)
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To: Sax

I'm sorry - I'm sitting here reading these lists and I've got tears coming from my eyes!! Such creativity - LOL!!


135 posted on 03/03/2006 6:54:17 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Bourbon

Lighter

Ammo

Duct Tape


136 posted on 03/03/2006 6:54:52 AM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
Woo-Hoo!!

I'm out of here at noon!

Gone Fishing!!

137 posted on 03/03/2006 6:55:01 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Top 500?


138 posted on 03/03/2006 6:57:05 AM PST by secret garden (Dubiety reigns here)
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To: Sax

Tire Iron

Vacuum Cleaner

Bottle of Tequila

Kenny G CD


139 posted on 03/03/2006 6:58:13 AM PST by slaterdaze
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To: peacebaby
Leaf blower

Duct tape

Nair

enema bag
140 posted on 03/03/2006 7:00:33 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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