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Woman claims nutshell from Wal-Mart contained condom
The Aspen Times ^
| 1/4/06
| Dennis Webb
Posted on 01/04/2006 1:46:02 PM PST by Millee
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posted on
01/04/2006 1:46:03 PM PST
by
Millee
To: Millee
Geist agreed it was a tight fitThere's a joke in there somewhere.
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posted on
01/04/2006 1:48:45 PM PST
by
Horatio Gates
(Optimist sees the donut, pessimist sees only the hole.)
To: Millee
"My husband busted a nut... and there it was!"
C'mon... nobody falls for the old condom in the nuts trick. Just a guy trying to cover his tracks...
To: Horatio Gates
Must have been a nut from a rubber tree.
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posted on
01/04/2006 1:49:28 PM PST
by
Ditto
( No trees were killed in sending this message, but billions of electrons were inconvenienced.)
To: Millee
Those folks in Rifle havent been the same since the nuclear tests.
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posted on
01/04/2006 1:50:39 PM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
("We're a meat-based society.")
To: Ditto
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posted on
01/04/2006 1:50:42 PM PST
by
Horatio Gates
(Optimist sees the donut, pessimist sees only the hole.)
To: Millee
The Nut doesn't fall far from the Condom Tree.
To: Horatio Gates
Besides, she said, "I don't think a judge would give any money for a condom in a nut." But the reverse may be true.
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posted on
01/04/2006 1:52:09 PM PST
by
MarineBrat
(Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
To: Millee
Afterward, she reported that an assistant manager photographed the evidence, then asked Geist what she should do next. Geist suggested e-mailing the photo to corporate offices but also said she didn't want to give up the condom. "We probably won't throw it away for a while. It's too funny of a souvenir
Obviously government school educated if this condom has now become a family heirloom.
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posted on
01/04/2006 1:52:22 PM PST
by
RetiredArmy
(I have no faith in any politician or political party any more. They all lie for their agendas.)
To: Ditto; All
LOL! I knew the responses would be good. :-D
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posted on
01/04/2006 1:54:47 PM PST
by
Millee
(I resolve to eat and drink less.....until noon that is.....)
To: Ditto
That's what you get when you buy condomnuts.
To: Millee
The prankster's not too smart, it's supposed to be on the outside.
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posted on
01/04/2006 1:58:25 PM PST
by
jazusamo
(A Progressive is only a Socialist in a transparent disguise.)
To: Millee
God's trying to tell her something.
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posted on
01/04/2006 2:00:16 PM PST
by
My2Cents
(Dead people voting is the closest the Democrats come to believing in eternal life.)
To: Millee
What the??????
Oh Millee LOL
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posted on
01/04/2006 2:03:09 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: Millee
I don't think the nuts are at wal-mart......
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posted on
01/04/2006 2:06:27 PM PST
by
InsureAmerica
(Evil? I have many words for it. We are as dust, to them. - v v putin)
To: TexasCajun
Sorry, I just don't get it. We have Wal*Mart, possible nut allergy, PLS (Proscribed Latex Syndrome) and no Law Suit?
About 18 or so years ago I sold 740 producing Pecan trees and not ONCE, while I harvested that grove, did ONE nut produce anything other than a Pecan.
To: Texas WOP
Would it be possible for a shell to form around a foreign object?
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posted on
01/04/2006 2:11:42 PM PST
by
RightWhale
(pas de lieu, Rhone que nous)
To: Horatio Gates
There's a joke in there somewhere.A condom in the...so she claimed, when actually it was the other way 'round.
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posted on
01/04/2006 2:15:11 PM PST
by
KC Burke
(Men of intemperate minds can never be free....)
To: RightWhale
A tree limb, Yes. A tree root, Absolutely. Nuts grow from the inside out. If I could have developed a tree to produce pecan bearing condoms, why wouldn't I make one which could produce those little bottles of Captain Morgans Spiced Rum? RW, WAIT! I'm not busting your chops, 'K? There's agriculture and there's fantasy.
To: jazusamo
doesn't it seem odd to get your nut, THEN find a condom?
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posted on
01/04/2006 2:57:44 PM PST
by
yer gonna put yer eye out
(To liberals, using large words is an acceptable substitute for logic...)
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