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Cheating hubby exposed by parrot
ANANOVA.COM ^
| 12/2005
Posted on 12/28/2005 10:29:52 PM PST by SECRET ASIAN MAN
A cheating husband was exposed after his wife's parrot mimicked his voice calling out another woman's name. Frank Ficker, 50, has now been kicked out of the family home by wife Petra, also 50, after she heard their 12-year-old parrot Hugo impersonating him on the phone to another woman.
Petra, of Freiburg, Germany, said: "Hugo always liked to mimic Frank and he could do his voice perfectly.
"Frank asking who's at the door, Frank yelling at our nephews, Frank telling me he loved me. And then one day I heard him doing Frank's voice, but saying "Uta, Uta"."
Petra turned the house upside down and found two plane tickets for a weekend break in Paris booked for her husband - and a mystery woman named Uta.
She said: "I kicked him straight out. It's just me and my parrot now."
TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cheating; husband; parrot
To: SECRET ASIAN MAN
Oh man...this is too funny. But end of marriages are never to laugh at, simply the way it came about.
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posted on
12/28/2005 10:32:12 PM PST
by
HHKrepublican_2
(OP Spread the Truth....http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1535158/posts)
To: SECRET ASIAN MAN
The damn parrot doesnt know when to shut up!
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posted on
12/28/2005 10:32:20 PM PST
by
MinorityRepublican
(everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL)
To: HHKrepublican_2
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posted on
12/28/2005 10:34:55 PM PST
by
SECRET ASIAN MAN
(Stupidity should be made a felony.)
To: SECRET ASIAN MAN; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
Dat wuz no parrot, dat wuz a stool pigeon!
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posted on
12/28/2005 10:35:29 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(I strongly condemn violence against adulterous gay cannibals.)
To: SECRET ASIAN MAN; Slings and Arrows
And here I was thinking that only happened in Mystery Theater movies.
What if the parakeet was the murderer???????
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posted on
12/28/2005 10:36:30 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: SECRET ASIAN MAN
You are on a roll tonight.
To: Slings and Arrows; Pete-R-Bilt; tubebender; B4Ranch
No, darlin, I said Utah, Utah...
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posted on
12/28/2005 10:38:07 PM PST
by
glock rocks
("God's gift to you is life itself. What you do with it is your gift to God." - Leo Buscaglia)
To: SECRET ASIAN MAN
My mother told me a story about her Uncle Joe. Seems he liked to drink a little to much on Saturday nights and as he stumbled up the sidewalk to the house she would say, "Old Joe, drunk again". This was back in the day when preachers actually visited parishioners in their homes. You guessed it, the parrot repeated it over and over again when he came to visit.
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posted on
12/28/2005 10:39:25 PM PST
by
eastforker
(Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/28/2005 10:41:44 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bezerky Jerky the funky Turkey jerky strips! Yum!)
To: MinorityRepublican
"A cheating husband was exposed after his wife's parrot mimicked his voice calling out another woman's name. "HIS WIFE'S PARROT- duh!
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posted on
12/28/2005 10:42:33 PM PST
by
de Buillion
(King Kong died for your sins!)
To: glock rocks
Funny, I was thinking of turbodiesel driving Jutta Kleinschmidt, who Robby Gordon had to play second fiddle to in last years Dakar Rally.
To: pcottraux
And here I was thinking that only happened in Mystery Theater movies. Keep in mind that Ananova is like the Weekly World News without the rigorous fact-checking.
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posted on
12/28/2005 10:46:26 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(I strongly condemn violence against adulterous gay cannibals.)
To: Slings and Arrows
British diplomats secretly floated the idea that Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein could be brought to Britain for an operation to cure his bad back, according to official papers.
I guess I should check my sources more carefully. We all know only Michael Jackson gets special treatment like that.
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posted on
12/28/2005 10:55:36 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: SECRET ASIAN MAN
Frank Ficker
Frank "Fick her"
Are you sure this isn't urban myth?
Petra? "Pet rough"
Alas, poor Hugo, I knew him well. "You go"
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posted on
12/28/2005 11:34:01 PM PST
by
Candor7
(Into Liberal Flatulence Goes the Hope of the West)
To: SECRET ASIAN MAN
A burglar crept into a dark house and as he crossed the room he heard a voice say, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!" He froze in his tracks and waited. He started walking again, and again the voice came "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU". Finally the burglar's eyes adjusted to the dark and with great relief he saw a parrot in a cage in the corner. "What's your name," he asked the parrot. "Bonzo" said the parrot. "Who gave you that stupid name" sneered the burglar. "The same guy who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
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