[HHKrepublican_2]

Oh man...this is too funny. But end of marriages are never to laugh at, simply the way it came about.

[MinorityRepublican]

The damn parrot doesnt know when to shut up!

[Slings and Arrows]

Dat wuz no parrot, dat wuz a stool pigeon!

[pcottraux]

And here I was thinking that only happened in Mystery Theater movies.

What if the parakeet was the murderer???????

[Fierce Allegiance]

You are on a roll tonight.

[eastforker]

My mother told me a story about her Uncle Joe. Seems he liked to drink a little to much on Saturday nights and as he stumbled up the sidewalk to the house she would say, "Old Joe, drunk again". This was back in the day when preachers actually visited parishioners in their homes. You guessed it, the parrot repeated it over and over again when he came to visit.

[Candor7]

Frank Ficker

Frank "Fick her"

Are you sure this isn't urban myth?

Petra? "Pet rough"

Alas, poor Hugo, I knew him well. "You go"

[Solamente]

A burglar crept into a dark house and as he crossed the room he heard a voice say, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!" He froze in his tracks and waited. He started walking again, and again the voice came "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU". Finally the burglar's eyes adjusted to the dark and with great relief he saw a parrot in a cage in the corner. "What's your name," he asked the parrot. "Bonzo" said the parrot. "Who gave you that stupid name" sneered the burglar. "The same guy who named the Rottweiller Jesus."