**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

&^#$%%@# ^ | 12/09/2005 | theUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Note to self: use anti-freeze when temperatures drop.

Alrighty, sorry for the delay. Apparently it got kinda cold last night and my truck wasn't too cool with that.

[Auntbee]

Master Fly Tease? We all know you're not gay.

[EX52D]

You got that right, Professor!

[JimWforBush]

LOL

[The_Victor]

Mine makes no sense.

Your Pimp Name Is...

Pimp Daddy Money

What's Your Pimp Name?

[Auntbee]

I was: Brown Sugar Shagswell.

[BenLurkin]

LOL! No wonder so many teenagers shotgun their girlfriend's parents.

[Peepster]

Santa's Name Generator

Try it and see what your name is...

Mine is Lucky Brandy Butter

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Your Birthdate: April 9

You are a born idealist, with more pet causes than you can count.
You prefer be around others, both when working and while relaxing.
Generous and giving, you believe you can change the world one person at a time.
You're open minded and tolerant. People feel like they can tell you anything.

Your strength: Your go-with-the-flow flexibility

Your weakness: Your flair for the over dramatic

Your power color: Pine green

Your power symbol: Circle

Your power month: September

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

[Auntbee]

I am Tumbleflump Holly-Cheeks!!

[CougarGA7]

LOL! Mine's Wriggly Horny-Helper.

[Peepster]

Evil Name Generator...

Signed Thiefsnare The Sly

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Rotshiver The Crazed

[BJClinton]

Model is jailed for gun in pants

"As a police officer searched his groin area he found a hard object."

[Tijeras_Slim]

Lucky Brandy butter-Toes

[CougarGA7]

You just made me choke on my food.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Your Pimp Name Is...

Ms. Skillz

What's Your Pimp Name?

[BenLurkin]

Local Leaders Must be Ex-Lax, Nagin Says

Dec 9, 1:18 PM EST
By TIM WHITMIRE
Associated Press Writer

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) -- The nation's local leaders must press Congress and the Bush administration to improve the federal government's response to disasters before the lessons of Hurricane Katrina are forgotten, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said Friday.

"Everybody in this room should be concerned," Nagin told about 1,500 local officials at the annual meeting of the National League of Cities. "Everyone knows there's a certain amount of constipation in Washington. We need to be the Ex-Lax to bust through that."

[JimWforBush]

My Santa name:

Wriggly Dancing-Fairy

Don't think I like it.

[Auntbee]

Why not Mr. Fly Tease???

[JimWforBush]

I ought to stay away from the name generators today.

They haven't been friendly, LOL