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THE SITUATION ROOM (WITH WOLF BLITZER - HILARIOUS!)
WAZZADEM
| 12/5/05
| JOHN
Posted on 12/05/2005 7:14:51 AM PST by areafiftyone
The Situation Room
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I'm Wolf Blitzer. To our viewers, you are in The Situation Room, where new pictures and information are arriving all the time. Standing by, CNN reporters across the United States and around the world to bring you the day's top stories happening now.
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It's 3 a.m. in Iraq, let's check in with Nic Robertson, who's on the ground in Baghdad. Nic, it looks like it's pitch-black there.
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Indeed, Wolf, it's so dark that you can't see your hand in front of your face, and at this hour an eerie quiet has...
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Turn the light off!
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As I was saying, Wolf...
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Excuse me, Nic, but where are you right now?
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I'm in a very dangerous area of...oh, crap.
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I'm in my kitchen.
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Why aren't you in Baghdad?
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It's kind of hard to explain. It's just that my...my...
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Your what?
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His wife, that's what. Who's supposed to keep this house up while Nic's running all over the globe for you?
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Mrs. Roberts, I...
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I can handle this, dear.
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Of course you can. You've done a smashing job handling it so far, haven't you?
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I don't think we need to go into this on...
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You know what I've been handling? Fourteen pair of underwear full of sand, that's what I've been handling.
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Honey...
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How does a person get sand in the crotch of his underwear?
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Mrs. Roberts, he is a reporter, and travel is part of his job.
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Why don't you tell that to my daughter? Amelia, the mean man wants to send your daddy away again.
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Please don't send my daddy away again, mean man.
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Nic Robertson, checking in from...Nic Robertson checking in with us. Thanks for that report, Nic.
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You're in The Situation Room. Let's go to New York, where Jack Cafferty is standing by with your e-mail. Hello, Jack.
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Hello, Wolf. How about that Nic Robertson, huh? Talk about whipped!
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I don't know if I'd say that.
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Get real, Blitzer. I bet the guy has to squat to take a pee.
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Well...
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And that wife of his - what a shrew!
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I don't think you should say that about his wife, Jack.
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Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm just glad to see he has a wife. Always thought he was a little light in the loafers, if you know what I'm saying.
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Yes, I know what you're saying, but...
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If you ask me, most of those English guys are.
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Why don't we change the subject, Jack.
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Sure. Let's talk about my role on this show. Seems to me I remember some talk of a position as co-host.
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That's really not my call, Jack.
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You think I can't cut it? I was reading copy when you were in your diapers, Blitzer.
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No one's saying you can't cut it.
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Think I don't get offers? I get offers. I'm in demand.
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Can we please just get to the e-mail?
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Fine, have it your way. The question this hour was "What do you think of the show so far?"
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Bill writes "Doesn't this show ever end? It seems like The Situation Room is the only show on CNN any more..."
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"which would be all right if it didn't suck. I swear, the next time I see Wolf Blitzer's face I'm going to drive an ice pick into my ear."
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I don't think Bill likes the show, Wolf.
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I picked up on that.
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Dave writes "Wasn't Jack Cafferty supposed to co-host this show? What, you think he can't cut it, Blitzer?"
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Jack.
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"Come on, the guy was still reading copy when you were in diapers."
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Jack!
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What is it, Wolf?
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Nothing. Thanks for checking in, I'll see you tomorrow.
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Yeah, don't let your meat loaf.
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You're in The Situation Room. We're going to take a short break, then move into hour seven of The Situation Room...Here on...You know, The Situation Room.
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You're in The Situation Room.
To be continued(?)
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biasmeanslayoffs; cnn; dterior8ingsituation; humor; mrsrobertsonisahotty; schadenfreude; southparkesque; wuzzadem
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To: areafiftyone
HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm still LMAO!!!
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posted on
12/05/2005 9:01:36 PM PST
by
albee
("Those that bite the hand that feeds them will lick the boot that kicks them!" - Eric Hoffer)
To: WuzaDem
I already voted. For you, of course. :)
To: bitt
Only the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks for the ping.
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posted on
12/05/2005 10:30:36 PM PST
by
ForGod'sSake
(ABCNNBCBS: An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly.)
To: EveningStar
Sorry, they've changed the link. You can vote for WuzzaDem for Best Blog
HERE. I'm getting stomped by a moonbat! BTW, tonight's "Situation Room" post will feature a guest appearance by Chris Matthews. Gotta like Chrissy.
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posted on
12/05/2005 11:27:55 PM PST
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WuzaDem
(WuzzaDem - www.wuzzadem.com)
To: WuzaDem; Boazo; Next_Time_NJ; Richard Kimball; ForGod'sSake; DocRock; reagan_fanatic; ...
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posted on
12/06/2005 6:02:27 AM PST
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bitt
('More bad news for the terrorists: This president is no Lyndon Johnson. He won't quit.')
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
12/06/2005 6:09:59 AM PST
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reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: areafiftyone
"May a towsend flees infest your beard, Volf Bleetzer!"
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posted on
12/06/2005 6:12:17 AM PST
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add925
(The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
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To: areafiftyone
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it VERY badly after the other threads I've been on this morning.
To: demkicker
Just posted a New one
CLICK WazzaDem never fails to make me laugh and feel good!
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posted on
12/06/2005 6:22:59 AM PST
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areafiftyone
(Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
To: bitt
Please vote at the link for appreciation. Pass it on. This is great stuff, and we are glad it's a FReeper! I voted for WuzzaDem yesterday, before I knew it was a FReeper. I check the site daily.
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posted on
12/06/2005 6:34:49 AM PST
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pookie18
((Hillary Rotten) Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
12/06/2005 6:55:45 AM PST
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BJClinton
(a mad downward spiral, spinning toward something that smells like apocalypse but tastes like chicken)
To: OXENinFLA
Thanks for the ping..that is awesome..
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posted on
12/06/2005 7:28:26 AM PST
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ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
To: areafiftyone
Thanks I got a good laugh out of that.
To: bitt
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posted on
12/06/2005 7:34:27 AM PST
by
ConservativeMan55
(DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
12/06/2005 7:42:47 AM PST
by
Bacon Man
(It's like a koala bear cr@pped a rainbow in my brain!)
To: Hap; Xenalyte; humblegunner; Allegra
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posted on
12/06/2005 7:43:37 AM PST
by
Bacon Man
(It's like a koala bear cr@pped a rainbow in my brain!)
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
12/06/2005 7:45:31 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Lying About My Sign-Up Date Since 1998)
To: areafiftyone
Very funny! Keep up the good work!
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posted on
12/06/2005 10:43:01 AM PST
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Bassfire
(freepin with a smile)
To: Bassfire
Actually WAZZADEM is the website that does the fantastic work.
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posted on
12/06/2005 10:54:18 AM PST
by
areafiftyone
(Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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