**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Free Republic ^ | 11/18/2005 | 1337 speak suxors

[BJClinton]

Yeah! Made it to the weekend and it's hunting season. Since Turkey Day is just a few days away that means my two favorite football games are up. UT vs. TAMU and the Cowboy's Thanksgiving Debacle. But looming on the horizon is the dreaded Christmas gift-shopping. Maybe this year I'll get it done well before we head off to the folks place....nah, who am I kidding.

Another couple of fine pieces from Prime Choice:

[GSWarrior]

Old joke

Did you hear about the secretary who asked her boss if she could use his Dictaphone?

Can't you just use your fingers like everyone else, he replied?

[Miss Behave]

Hey BJ and all! Happy Friday! I love my fellow FReepers and want to give all of you a "heads up for health" to keep the Bird Flu at bay. I know you love me, too. First let's hug. OK. Thanks, guys.

SYMPTONS OF BIRD FLU

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment IMMEDIATELY:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

[Peepster]

Speaking of turkeys, I have kind of a dilemna....

I can't seem to find a 25 lb turkey. I figured since I'm making the meal this year, I'd get one as big as possible so as to have lots of left over meat. Also to have enough to feed the whole fam damily.

So since I can't find one large enough, should I just get two or settle for the largest I can find, which is about 17 lbs?

Would 2 turkeys be too much to try cooking, or would it take the same amount of time, etc? I also thought about making one in the oven and seeing about smoking or barbecuing one?

Any thoughts?

[Peepster]

Eewww

[EX52D]

Perhaps this guy knows where you could find a big turkey...

[CJ Wolf]

Nice list, the writer appears to be unaware that Chuck had no beard in the Bruce Lee's "Way of the Dragon". He also got his butt kicked. Maybe he grew the beard after Bruce Lee spanked him.

[fredhead]

If you go to a family reunion to meet women...

[Miss Behave]

BREAKING...

BILL BRASKY DICOVERED TO BE CHUCK NORRIS

[Miss Behave]

OMG. See my last post, you two. LOL.

[Miss Behave]

Ranks, Peeps. I guess I'm done with eating for the rest of the day.

[nicmarlo]

An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

phew.....I don't have the bird flu.....yet. : )

[BJClinton]

Ahhh...it's a New York thing.

[BJClinton]

Deep Fry one, smoke the other.

[bert]

.....What's wrong with your original name? ;-)....

She's modestly informing the group she has taken the plunge.

[day10]

That is one massive image - I feel bad for our dial-up friends........LOL.

[bert]

In my head the answer is roughly 26

[bert]

The photo is teachers union propoganda

[Fierce Allegiance]

How so?

[Rightly Biased]

REDNECK LOVE POEM

 
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

 SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
 AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
 HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
 BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.