**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Free Republic ^ | 11/18/2005 | 1337 speak suxors

[BJClinton]

Yeah! Made it to the weekend and it's hunting season. Since Turkey Day is just a few days away that means my two favorite football games are up. UT vs. TAMU and the Cowboy's Thanksgiving Debacle. But looming on the horizon is the dreaded Christmas gift-shopping. Maybe this year I'll get it done well before we head off to the folks place....nah, who am I kidding.

Another couple of fine pieces from Prime Choice:

[EX52D]

Anytime, my friend!

[fredhead]

If you get a chance, catch Blue Collar Comedy Tour on Comedy Central. It shows periodically. Jeff Foxworthy (You might be a redneck), Larry the Cable Guy (Git-R-Done) and other hilarious comedians. You'll LYAO.

[BJClinton]

Holy cow those were bad!

[fredhead]

If you have a home that is mobile and four cars that aren't...you might be a redneck.

If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight...you might be a redneck.

If you have ever financed a tatoo...you might be a redneck.

[teenyelliott]

I've seen one of them (I don't know if there is more than one special). It was the one with the guy from Texas talking about his state putting in a death penalty express lane. It was really funny.

[BJClinton]

I haven't seen him around in years, I assume he stopped coming by.

Actually, I just checked my "Troll Watch" list and he's on it from 3 years ago so maybe he was a DU troll that remained un-zotted.

[Auntbee]

Me, too. Off all next week. Not going to do anything until Wednesday. Then I'll probably have to do some grocery shopping. :(

[teenyelliott]

If you have ANY flannel shirts with the sleeves cut off . . .

If you have more than one dog living under your porch . . .

If you use your old broken t.v. as your new tv stand. . . .

If you use a shop rag for a gas cap . . .

[Hoodlum91]

Of course! but with your new duties, you will no longer be grumpy!

[fredhead]

This one's gross

If your mother ever said, "Y'all come in here and look at this before I flush it...."

[BJClinton]

She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.

WTF?

[BJClinton]

6. While cutting the turkey, look at a young child and ask "How much Big Bird would you like?"

[teenyelliott]

OMG : )

[Dead Corpse]

If you've ever been married/divorced to three different women, and still have the same in-laws... you might be a redneck.

[day10]

I will still need to get the boys to and from school, but other than that I plan on relaxing as best I can.

[EX52D]

LOL! I read that just as I'm eating lunch!

[Lucretia Borgia]

ROLF!! thanks

[najida]

If you're family tree shares the same branches on both sides, you may be a redneck.

[Peepster]

She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down

Maybe this?



Or this...

[Hoodlum91]

No difference. Two turkeys.