Another couple of fine pieces from Prime Choice:
Posted on 11/18/2005 5:50:36 AM PST by BJClinton
Yeah! Made it to the weekend and it's hunting season. Since Turkey Day is just a few days away that means my two favorite football games are up. UT vs. TAMU and the Cowboy's Thanksgiving Debacle. But looming on the horizon is the dreaded Christmas gift-shopping. Maybe this year I'll get it done well before we head off to the folks place....nah, who am I kidding.
Another couple of fine pieces from Prime Choice:
I thought it was great, too.
The Christopher Reeve one earlier in the thread was funny, too. Sick but funny - which doesn't say much for me. I sent that one to a friend of mine and had to explain it - lol.
Time for some silly Turkey Riddles....
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball
How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let
How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one but it takes 5 hours
Did you hear about the X-rated turkey?
It's served with very little dressing.
What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
A turkey sand-witch
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed!
What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
He played his drumsticks!
I know totally cheesy, but it's silly Friday thread, and almost Thanksgiving...I'm feeling a bit like a turkey myself.
Well, I'll be darned. Guess I'll have to stick with teeny.
Thank you all.
Thank you very much!
LOL, I guess not
Kinda quiet here today...better find some silliness...
Since we have already established that I ride the short yellow bus, explain to me why Dimbulb has no posts.
one less tax that i have to pay
Where the heck is everyone????
I don't know.
Kinda quiet, ain't it?
How to Cook a Thanksgiving Turkey In...
20 Easy Steps
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
Smokey Backroom for now. ;o)
fredhead present, just can't think of anything funny to say except
GIT-R-DONE!!!!
Lord, forgive me, be with the starvin' pygmies in New Guinea.
It is quiet. I am just sitting here counting the minutes 'til 5:00 and a WEEK OFF!!!! WOOHOO!!!!
Aha, since I seem to have been proclaimed in charge of the Flat Tax, would I also be in charge of the audits?
ROFL!
I think PaulaB, Max, and r-q-tek are having lunch...it is pretty quiet, huh? I better find something goofy...
I am soooo jealous!
Ooo, that's gonna leave a mark... on the floor.
I might be forced to take a nap! Or at least get off my butt and go do some living or something.
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