**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Free Republic ^ | 11/18/2005 | 1337 speak suxors

[BJClinton]

Yeah! Made it to the weekend and it's hunting season. Since Turkey Day is just a few days away that means my two favorite football games are up. UT vs. TAMU and the Cowboy's Thanksgiving Debacle. But looming on the horizon is the dreaded Christmas gift-shopping. Maybe this year I'll get it done well before we head off to the folks place....nah, who am I kidding.

Another couple of fine pieces from Prime Choice:

[Izzy Dunne]

I wanna be #201!

[Maximus of Texas]

Did it feel good?

[Auntbee]

Happy now?

[Izzy Dunne]

:->

[Maximus of Texas]

[day10]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a
satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit p#$%ed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."


If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time

[DuckFan4ever]

For Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving

[Lady Jag]

Either that or he's playing hide and seek with his cat.

[Darksheare]

I can fully imagine the police doing that during a riot.

[Lady Jag]

We could give them "The Test"...

[BJClinton]

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Not anymore, we now have colored bubbles.

[Maximus of Texas]

LOL

Teeny,let me explain this one to you. See, the chicken...

[CTOCS]

The name on your birth certificate is "Kate of Spice Island??"

Kewl!!

[BJClinton]

Yes, the chicken what?

[teenyelliott]

I actually did have to read it a couple of times, but I finally got it . . .

Maybe I should change my screen name to dimbulb.

[BJClinton]

He may take offense.

[Peepster]

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at
Thanksgiving But Aren't
submitted by W. Dotson from Joke-of-the-day.com
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10. "Talk about a huge breast!"

9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

8. "Don't play with your meat."

7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

5. "You still have a little bit on your chin."

4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

[pikachu]

Support the Flat Tax -- women w/o boobs need to be taxed!

[EX52D]

LOL...I've never heard that one!

[Hoodlum91]

I should get a rebate.