Another couple of fine pieces from Prime Choice:
Posted on 11/18/2005 5:50:36 AM PST by BJClinton
Yeah! Made it to the weekend and it's hunting season. Since Turkey Day is just a few days away that means my two favorite football games are up. UT vs. TAMU and the Cowboy's Thanksgiving Debacle. But looming on the horizon is the dreaded Christmas gift-shopping. Maybe this year I'll get it done well before we head off to the folks place....nah, who am I kidding.
Another couple of fine pieces from Prime Choice:
When Fighter pilots get silly..
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1019/
Well not really but it's a cool video
LOL - good ones!
During the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife hears.
During the second year, the wife speaks and the husband hears.
During the third year both of them speak, but only the neighbors hear.
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup .... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
You're a lucky man! Glad you came out of it ok.
Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's rear end out of the fire again.
Facing an apparently overwhelming force of up to 400 rampaging teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little creeps. "Heck, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now," said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to resolve the conflict within 24 hours of arriving on the scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful Frogs out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get the Marines out of France as soon as possible after order is restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not unnecessarily attract attention to themselves by taking soap, razors, or deodorant with them.
Now I get it!
More coffee please!
I had a set of those, too
I wish I had a smarta$$ comeback... but you got me.
My only defense is that it was called "bulldozer" when I first downloaded it. I just added the "2" so I could save the original for other dastardly deeds later.
Wow!
(momentary pause as day10's head explodes from the rush of memories.)
Yep -I did it!
I miss the shirt I was wearing in tht pic. I had it a long time. It was a good shirt.
A Democrat should do two terms - one in office and one in jail
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Don't be stupid. We have democrats for that!
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I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
I don't trust President Clinton (or her husband).
If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
If the French were on your side, how would you know?
Impeach Clinton. And her husband.
I Think Therefore I Vote Republican
I've Tried To See It From A Liberal's Point Of View, But I Can't Get My Head That Far Up My Rectum
Liberals want misery spread equally.
Nothing political is correct.
Politically incorrect and proud of it!
Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
Democrats prefer unarmed peasants.
Power Corrupts - Isn't that what it's for?
Power corrupts, and absolute power is kinda neat.
Presidents should be planned and wanted. ABORT CLINTON!
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Question Authority before it Questions You!
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The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.
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