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Parody ZOT of Free Republic
Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
What about a no-legged man?
5,381
posted on
12/11/2005 5:25:34 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Darksheare
"Like a no-legged man...." Used ta be a kid like that in my neighborhood when I was growin' up. He played third base.
5,382
posted on
12/11/2005 5:26:48 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
naw - the no-legged kid was the stUmpire
the kid with no arms and no legs played third base
5,383
posted on
12/11/2005 5:29:41 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
5,384
posted on
12/11/2005 5:30:21 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; King Prout; Dead Corpse
A kid once offered to have his sister act as third base.
He REALLY loved his sister... not.
He dumped a snapping turtle in her room once.
She dropped crayfish on him while he slept.
Wonderful family.
*chuckle*
5,385
posted on
12/11/2005 5:31:23 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: NicknamedBob
5,386
posted on
12/11/2005 5:32:11 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: King Prout; Darksheare; Harmless Teddy Bear
I know a one-headed man who got out of bed in the morning.
5,387
posted on
12/11/2005 5:34:17 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Forget about the parlor. I wanna go to Venus now.
When there I wanna be the first radio fan to construct a loud speaker out of my spare parts. :)
BTW, are you, too, looking forward to our vacation on Venus, or are you taking your husband along? ;)
5,388
posted on
12/11/2005 5:34:56 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Darksheare
5,389
posted on
12/11/2005 5:35:18 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Baraonda; NicknamedBob
I thought we were going to Mars.
5,390
posted on
12/11/2005 5:36:01 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: Darksheare
OUT OF NOWHERE, A LONG-MULLED FORMULATION HAS POPPED ITS MEAT-THERMOMETER:
working definition of barbarian: infantile mentality with juvenile lusts in an adult body.
5,391
posted on
12/11/2005 5:37:24 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
(to teh tune "Venus")
She's Bobbit, yeah baby she's Bobbit...
5,392
posted on
12/11/2005 5:37:39 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
Nice to see you and you're sister get along....
5,393
posted on
12/11/2005 5:38:07 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I don't understand.
I perhaps should feel blessed not to understand, I fear...
5,394
posted on
12/11/2005 5:38:32 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Baraonda
"... to construct a loud speaker out of my spare parts." Which of your parts do you consider surplus? We might be able to find a buyer for you. (Ahem)
5,395
posted on
12/11/2005 5:39:49 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: King Prout
Nope, not anyone on FR.
(At least as far as I know.)
She did offer to be the catcher once.
We kinda stood there looking at her like she'd suddenly sprouted tentacles and horns.
Not because she was a girl asking to play baseball with us, that was okay.
We were staring because we would have been distracted by staring at her wistfully.
(And caught her curveball in the face for our interest, she had a mean curveball.)
5,396
posted on
12/11/2005 5:39:56 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
I know a no-headed man who was decapitated....
5,397
posted on
12/11/2005 5:39:57 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Darkchylde
THAT wasn't my sis.
Trust me on this.
5,398
posted on
12/11/2005 5:40:33 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
I also know a no-life man who was buried....
5,399
posted on
12/11/2005 5:40:59 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76
"Even though I'm cynical about the whole love and romance thing."
Yeah! Me too.
It's not what you know in life that counts; it's whom you know. And whom do I know? Well, I know you. :)
How is that dessertation coming along, btw?
5,400
posted on
12/11/2005 5:41:12 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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