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Parody ZOT of Free Republic
Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: tuliptree76
5,361
posted on
12/11/2005 5:14:31 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Accordions are very much like the vocal stylings of Yoko Ono and should be banned for world peace.
I really believe if we want to hunt terrorists down easier and draw them from hiding, they should tape my accordion rendition of Batman and blast it.
They will come out instantly praying their moon god allah takes them to their 72 horse faced virgins.
5,362
posted on
12/11/2005 5:14:33 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: King Prout; A CA Guy
Harpsichord.
Once in awhile I have to hear a harpsichord.
I dunno why.
Possibly some demented psychological programming gone wrong.
5,363
posted on
12/11/2005 5:14:41 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
5,364
posted on
12/11/2005 5:15:00 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
5,365
posted on
12/11/2005 5:15:02 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Popcorn and pop is expensive!
5,366
posted on
12/11/2005 5:15:33 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: Darksheare
harpsichord is good for the soul
I have been known to traverse the width of cities following the siren dirge of a bagpipe to its source
5,367
posted on
12/11/2005 5:16:30 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
GONY was DREADFUL I can't believe it. A guy who found that movie to be dreadful too...
5,368
posted on
12/11/2005 5:16:54 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: King Prout
I've wished I could play bagpipes, but I am horribly UNgifted when it comes to music.
5,369
posted on
12/11/2005 5:17:51 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"Remember: Patience and Control are two of the hallmarks of maturity. "
I got patience allright, but I ain't got none of them control. I think I'm gonna hava a temper tantrum.
5,370
posted on
12/11/2005 5:18:36 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: A CA Guy
what does a starving Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono?
they both live off of dead beetles.
5,371
posted on
12/11/2005 5:18:42 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
the fight scenes and wenching were all right... except where Leo was prominently featured.
5,372
posted on
12/11/2005 5:20:03 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
5,373
posted on
12/11/2005 5:20:35 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Darksheare
sooner or later I *will* learn to play the pipes.
5,374
posted on
12/11/2005 5:20:53 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
I've taken to smuggling my own pop in.
Not quite sure how to do the popcorn though. I can't fit the microwave into my backpack.
5,375
posted on
12/11/2005 5:21:01 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
laike uh one-legged man: cain't kick... you?
5,376
posted on
12/11/2005 5:21:33 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
I'm fumble fingered, there is no way I will ever be able to play anything more complicated than a kazoo.
5,377
posted on
12/11/2005 5:22:27 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
You need a really big purse.
5,378
posted on
12/11/2005 5:23:00 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: King Prout
In the spirit of your tag line...
Of course he can kick. He just has to have some other means of support while kicking.
5,379
posted on
12/11/2005 5:23:34 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: King Prout
5,380
posted on
12/11/2005 5:23:36 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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