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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Darksheare
but it makes no sense, nor conjurificates like "bandersnatch" or "vorpal"
it must do one or the other.
4,341
posted on
12/10/2005 3:27:03 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Monkey Face
4,342
posted on
12/10/2005 3:28:22 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout
Ahhhhh maybe, I don't know.
To: King Prout
4,344
posted on
12/10/2005 3:29:24 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Oooh! Descending, sequential numbers! Nifty! I love this place.
4,345
posted on
12/10/2005 3:29:53 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout
To: King Prout
Well.. young men on dates are strontificators.
It is more a state of being and behavior than a thing.
4,347
posted on
12/10/2005 3:30:19 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
'course, lots depends on how it is pronounced...
if it is "strahn-tIH-fih-cay-tuhr" then we have probbums
if, otoh, it is "strawn-tEEf-ih-cay-tuhr" then we have some options, say... deriving it from "strewn teeth"... implying violent gobsmacking brawny grummliness...
4,348
posted on
12/10/2005 3:30:56 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout
I'm not a feathermerchant either, but I am possessed of an almost feline curiosity about the world around me.
Trust me, if there are bright blinky lights and tinsel dangling from the ceiling invitingly, don't follow it.
The results are always odd.
4,349
posted on
12/10/2005 3:32:03 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: EsmeraldaA
4,350
posted on
12/10/2005 3:32:07 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland
"Since I'm kind of 'new' here, I will be needing signs, maps, directions and.........are there any rules about it?" Not to worry, Alice will lead you by the hand, and give you "directions."
4,351
posted on
12/10/2005 3:32:31 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
BY CHOICE... by WISE choice.
and, anyway, in 15 minutes I'll be eating of the kindly old doctor's glorious LASAGNE (and you won't, so there, neener-neener-neee-nerrr!)
4,352
posted on
12/10/2005 3:36:28 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
looookie... ah keilt tha thread!
4,353
posted on
12/10/2005 3:39:17 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
I don't know ... maybe you made everyone hungry?
4,354
posted on
12/10/2005 3:41:36 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: NicknamedBob; EsmeraldaA
IMO, there are three main areas of great importance, beyond one's personal quarters: The Kitchen, The Bars (all equally excellent), and The Parlor.
*whispering in Es' ear* I've even made secret "forays" into the lower "decks"---not all that difficult, btw----and seen, you know, things.
4,355
posted on
12/10/2005 3:42:20 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout
That's what the thread needs.. KILTS!
4,356
posted on
12/10/2005 3:43:31 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare; King Prout
But I hear it's there where all the fun takes place...
To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob; EsmeraldaA
You saw fhtagn mwubhn ghetn?
*unholy wails*
Umm.. hold on a second.
*shuts off cassette deck*
4,358
posted on
12/10/2005 3:44:52 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
Oh, yeah? *sneering* Well, we're having spaghetti with sausage, just like KODT makes. *sticking out tongue in non-prurient fashion*
4,359
posted on
12/10/2005 3:45:01 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout
Well... yes.
*drats*
A perfectly cryptic moment ruined by common sense..
4,360
posted on
12/10/2005 3:45:39 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
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