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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Darksheare
Vengeful sisters, eh?
When dealing with kith and kindle,
One seeks to avoid fold and spindle.
In innocence mode,
Pure H3ll may explode,
But your involvement is purely parindle.
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posted on
12/10/2005 2:54:55 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: King Prout
"If at first you don't succeed, you didn't use enough beer!" -Said during a woodchuck extermination party.
Drunk woodchucks are quite funny.
4,282
posted on
12/10/2005 2:55:17 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
thou hast committed malum zambonifactum most vile!
4,283
posted on
12/10/2005 2:55:32 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout; Monkey Face; EsmeraldaA
I don't need to stray anywhere....the men visit me us in the parlor.....
4,284
posted on
12/10/2005 2:55:53 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; EsmeraldaA
A wise person once told me, "Chocolate makes everything better."
She was right.
4,285
posted on
12/10/2005 2:56:11 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
4,286
posted on
12/10/2005 2:56:11 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
LOL!!
Have you saved that one?
4,287
posted on
12/10/2005 2:56:51 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
An evil plant eating rodent pest of the gardens.
Think Punxy Phil and groundhogs day, and that's a whodchnuck.
4,288
posted on
12/10/2005 2:57:57 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; EsmeraldaA; King Prout
There once was a man from Khartoum
Who took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what and with which and to whom.
4,289
posted on
12/10/2005 2:58:13 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout; Monkey Face; EsmeraldaA
I blunder about the place, so don't mind me..
4,290
posted on
12/10/2005 2:58:52 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
The beer's for the woodchucks, knucklehead!
4,291
posted on
12/10/2005 2:58:52 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout
O my king, thou hast not read nearly enough of the antics of Alice in the Parlor.....
4,292
posted on
12/10/2005 2:59:35 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare
"Have you saved that one?" Not yet. I like parindle involvement, but the limerick doesn't seem quite right.
4,293
posted on
12/10/2005 3:00:12 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Darksheare
4,294
posted on
12/10/2005 3:00:17 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare
We'll "mind" you, if you step into the parlor, Darks.....
4,295
posted on
12/10/2005 3:01:14 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
Hmm.
I'm not too skilled with limericks.
4,296
posted on
12/10/2005 3:01:42 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
nonono... that's a WOODCHUCK
what's a WHODCHNUCK?
4,297
posted on
12/10/2005 3:02:09 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare
:o]
Say, Darks? Do you still have that drool bucket? I think I need it...
4,298
posted on
12/10/2005 3:03:06 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
It's difficult to tell much of a story in a limerick.
To create a whole new definition of a word would seem to take more effort.
4,299
posted on
12/10/2005 3:04:41 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Monkey Face; RadioAstronomer
there was a physicist from Fisk
whose stroke was exceedingly brisk.
so fast was his action
that the Lorenz Contraction
forshortened his rod to a disk.
4,300
posted on
12/10/2005 3:04:51 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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