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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Darksheare

was she cousing at the time?


4,321 posted on 12/10/2005 3:16:37 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare
Ohh so you know where this 'parlor' is?
4,322 posted on 12/10/2005 3:17:28 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout

Nofflestrontification:

The act of being NOFFLED by a STRONTIFICATOR.
A situation in which you may be noffled by a strontificator.

Noffled:

Kinda like being stillaguamished, but not quite as bad as being parindled.

Strontificator:

An Owrk with an elephant trunk and a prehensile tail -extinct, but lives on in the hearts of young men everywhere..


4,323 posted on 12/10/2005 3:19:30 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

Oh, I wanna go roam
in Sybaria an' make it my home...


4,324 posted on 12/10/2005 3:19:35 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Maybe.


4,325 posted on 12/10/2005 3:19:49 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare
THAT was tooo graphic anyway!
4,326 posted on 12/10/2005 3:19:54 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Sorta.

Largely I just follow the post it notes and the cryptic clues.
Strangely, somebody always jumps out from behind the furniture to tranq dart me and leave a marking tag in my ear.


4,327 posted on 12/10/2005 3:20:51 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout
YES, but where the hell is it?
4,328 posted on 12/10/2005 3:21:04 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout

;-)

Cousin to the...


4,329 posted on 12/10/2005 3:21:24 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: EsmeraldaA; King Prout; Dead Corpse; tuliptree76; Alice au Wonderland; stephenjohnbanker
"I haven't been able to find this 'parlor'...."

It used to be part of the exercise and changing rooms for the wine vixens, but since that enterprise has fallen on hard times due to the labor shortage, the space appears to have transmogrified into another usage.

4,330 posted on 12/10/2005 3:21:31 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: King Prout

And strangely, I'm envisioning this weird place with..
Nevermind, it's too strange.


4,331 posted on 12/10/2005 3:22:16 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

um...

um...

to call a thing a "strontificator", one must define the meaning of "to strontificate"

(language, even nonsense, has *some* rulz, yanno)

so... as "-ficate" is a known quantitiy, what is "stront(i)-"?


4,332 posted on 12/10/2005 3:22:28 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

Well damn, I want to play to.


4,333 posted on 12/10/2005 3:22:39 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

Woo! That sounds almost obscene!! I like it! ;o]


4,334 posted on 12/10/2005 3:22:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

TMI/MITYN?


4,335 posted on 12/10/2005 3:23:20 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I dunno - I ain't a wimmin nur a feathermerchant


4,336 posted on 12/10/2005 3:24:30 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Strontificator:

An Owrk with an elephant trunk and a prehensile tail -extinct, but lives on in the hearts of young men everywhere..


4,337 posted on 12/10/2005 3:24:38 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face

Came up with it this morning.
The Stillaguamish is a river out your direction somewhere in some state out that way.
And from there...


4,338 posted on 12/10/2005 3:25:44 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

a sybarite is one who is exceedingly/excessively fond of comfort and pleasure, so Sybaria must be a *NICE* place


4,339 posted on 12/10/2005 3:25:57 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob; King Prout; Dead Corpse; tuliptree76; Alice au Wonderland; stephenjohnbanker
Since I'm kind of 'new' here, I will be needing signs, maps, directions and.........are there any rules about it? Just to know when I will be brea....never mind.
4,340 posted on 12/10/2005 3:26:29 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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