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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: stephenjohnbanker

I figured it would have made the news if you were.


4,121 posted on 12/10/2005 6:24:46 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Thank you, Caustic Cutie!


4,122 posted on 12/10/2005 6:25:17 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Tax-chick

You're 7.5 months along. You're entitled.

I'll keep a plate for you in the fridge.


4,123 posted on 12/10/2005 6:25:36 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick

The marriage would have indeed backfired.


4,124 posted on 12/10/2005 6:25:59 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker

You're welcome, Banker Man!


4,125 posted on 12/10/2005 6:26:26 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Morning!
I'll be out for awhile.


4,126 posted on 12/10/2005 6:26:28 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Chortle!


4,127 posted on 12/10/2005 6:26:54 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker

*whispering*Hey, if we get him pregnant, we can sell the story to Ripley's and collect 10%. Wanna go halvesies?


4,128 posted on 12/10/2005 6:27:39 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick
Thanks to all for listening to me whine!

No problemo, like Alice says, you're entitled...

4,129 posted on 12/10/2005 6:28:02 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Darksheare; timpad; stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick

I'm off to X-mas pageant rehearsal with Primus, Secundus, and Quartus.

Tertia is already at her swim meet.

After rehearsal, Primus and Secundus have their swim meet, which I'm scheduled to work, as well.

After that, if I have any energy left, we will decorate the X-mas tree, which Mcxlplx has stopped attacking, ever since I sprayed it with underarm deodorant per the vet's directions.

I think we have the only "baby fresh scented" Christmas tree in all of Christendom.

*grabbing food and running out door*


4,130 posted on 12/10/2005 6:31:53 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

G'Bye! Thanks for breakfast.


4,131 posted on 12/10/2005 6:33:40 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Heck, even if you fail, we'll still have fun!


4,132 posted on 12/10/2005 6:33:52 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Mcxlplx was doing the "I am Lord Kringus!" thing from inside the tree?

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051202

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051203

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051204

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051208


4,133 posted on 12/10/2005 6:36:10 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare
Heh, thanks for the laugh!

Sorry to eat and run, but I too must tussle with the Real World today. Later, all!

4,134 posted on 12/10/2005 6:40:24 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Welcome!

I also have to head out soon.


4,135 posted on 12/10/2005 6:42:13 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: sionnsar

voted. i think. tried to vote, anyway. clicked on the little circle. no way of knowing from the page whether this is all you have to do. if not - if there is more to do to vote - please advise.


4,136 posted on 12/10/2005 6:44:33 AM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

tu n'ha pas des balls


4,137 posted on 12/10/2005 6:54:00 AM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Darksheare

He never made it inside the tree, just attacked, with increasing ferocity, the lower branches.

Those cartoons were hilarious!


4,138 posted on 12/10/2005 6:55:25 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Non, je n'ai pas des balls. M. NnB a les balls.

The flippin' van won't start, so we won't be going to pageant rehearsal this morning. Since the pageant is tomorrow, it's kind of important for us to be there.


4,139 posted on 12/10/2005 6:58:40 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Oh, sooooo, true!


4,140 posted on 12/10/2005 7:01:47 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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