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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: timpad
Swooped that double-naught, as well...
4,101
posted on
12/10/2005 5:51:25 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
Good morning! I can add cheese to your eggs. I have New Yorker, Provolone, or Mexican Blend. What's your pleasure?
Coffee additives are on the counter, as usual.
4,102
posted on
12/10/2005 5:59:11 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: timpad
4,103
posted on
12/10/2005 5:59:44 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; timpad
Hi. I'm not ready to concede that it's a "good morning" yet. Maybe in the afternoon ...
4,104
posted on
12/10/2005 5:59:53 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: timpad
4,105
posted on
12/10/2005 6:00:50 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Tax-chick
No need to concede that it is even morning. Coffee and additives are on the counter.
4,106
posted on
12/10/2005 6:03:57 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Provolone, please. And again, the coffee "additives" are welcomed.
4,107
posted on
12/10/2005 6:07:03 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
4,108
posted on
12/10/2005 6:10:13 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Yeah, give me a carbon copy. That sounds great!!
To: Tax-chick
$#$&*(() CPA's!!!! It's gonna be a great day!
To: Alice au Wonderland
Any nutmeg for the coffee?
To: stephenjohnbanker
It's gonna be a great day! I deduce that you are not 7-1/2 months pregnant.
4,112
posted on
12/10/2005 6:18:14 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: stephenjohnbanker; timpad; Tax-chick
Breakfast is served. All hot foods are on the buffet. Plates, utensils, stemware, linens, and beverages are on the sideboard.
Someone else gets to do KP.
Dig in and enjoy!
4,113
posted on
12/10/2005 6:20:20 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Yes. Right there on the counter, next to the cinnamon and behind the cayenne pepper.
4,114
posted on
12/10/2005 6:21:15 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Tax-chick
Not feeling up to snuff, this morning, TC?
4,115
posted on
12/10/2005 6:21:54 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Sounds wonderful (in theory). I'll come by and put some leftovers on a tortilla around 2:00 p.m. Eastern!
4,116
posted on
12/10/2005 6:21:55 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
You should try some of the eggs. Morning gets better after that.
4,117
posted on
12/10/2005 6:22:27 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Cold in the head, trouble breathing all night. I'll get over it!
I'm done complaining now - have to round up #2 Son and go to church to pick up stuff from the Boy Scouts' fundraiser. At least the sun is out and the roads are clear.
4,118
posted on
12/10/2005 6:23:10 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
ROTFLMBO....... uh, no I aren't : )
To: timpad
I'm going to have some vitamins, and then hunt for shoes. Thanks to all for listening to me whine!
4,120
posted on
12/10/2005 6:24:04 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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