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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: timpad

Swooped that double-naught, as well...


4,101 posted on 12/10/2005 5:51:25 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Good morning! I can add cheese to your eggs. I have New Yorker, Provolone, or Mexican Blend. What's your pleasure?

Coffee additives are on the counter, as usual.


4,102 posted on 12/10/2005 5:59:11 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: timpad

Yippee! *clapping hands*


4,103 posted on 12/10/2005 5:59:44 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; timpad

Hi. I'm not ready to concede that it's a "good morning" yet. Maybe in the afternoon ...


4,104 posted on 12/10/2005 5:59:53 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: timpad

What a man!


4,105 posted on 12/10/2005 6:00:50 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick
No need to concede that it is even morning. Coffee and additives are on the counter.
4,106 posted on 12/10/2005 6:03:57 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Provolone, please. And again, the coffee "additives" are welcomed.


4,107 posted on 12/10/2005 6:07:03 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Eggs, coming right up!


4,108 posted on 12/10/2005 6:10:13 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yeah, give me a carbon copy. That sounds great!!


4,109 posted on 12/10/2005 6:14:46 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Tax-chick

$#$&*(() CPA's!!!! It's gonna be a great day!


4,110 posted on 12/10/2005 6:16:36 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Any nutmeg for the coffee?


4,111 posted on 12/10/2005 6:17:24 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker
It's gonna be a great day!

I deduce that you are not 7-1/2 months pregnant.

4,112 posted on 12/10/2005 6:18:14 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; timpad; Tax-chick

Breakfast is served. All hot foods are on the buffet. Plates, utensils, stemware, linens, and beverages are on the sideboard.

Someone else gets to do KP.

Dig in and enjoy!


4,113 posted on 12/10/2005 6:20:20 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Yes. Right there on the counter, next to the cinnamon and behind the cayenne pepper.


4,114 posted on 12/10/2005 6:21:15 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick

Not feeling up to snuff, this morning, TC?


4,115 posted on 12/10/2005 6:21:54 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Sounds wonderful (in theory). I'll come by and put some leftovers on a tortilla around 2:00 p.m. Eastern!


4,116 posted on 12/10/2005 6:21:55 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Tax-chick

You should try some of the eggs. Morning gets better after that.


4,117 posted on 12/10/2005 6:22:27 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Cold in the head, trouble breathing all night. I'll get over it!

I'm done complaining now - have to round up #2 Son and go to church to pick up stuff from the Boy Scouts' fundraiser. At least the sun is out and the roads are clear.


4,118 posted on 12/10/2005 6:23:10 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Tax-chick

ROTFLMBO....... uh, no I aren't : )


4,119 posted on 12/10/2005 6:24:00 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: timpad

I'm going to have some vitamins, and then hunt for shoes. Thanks to all for listening to me whine!


4,120 posted on 12/10/2005 6:24:04 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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