Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[stephenjohnbanker]

And a cold shower.

[Monkey Face]

Ah. Fitting, of course.
;o]

[sionnsar]

From the looks of the clinic, you could end up with your left arm where your right one goes, and vice versa, among other things.

Well then. Since the modern Great Highland Bagpipe is actually a left-handed pipe (certain preservers of the tradition in a certain repressive time were left-handed), such a reversal would actually leave me playing right-handed.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Oh yes. The UK they know, Germany, Russia and france. The rest of Europe is a blur. They know the USA but usually not Canada. Asia is either China or India.

Unless it is a large country or in the movies a lot they all look alike.

[NicknamedBob]

"Apprenendiship." Actually, that's a made up word. I should know. I made it up.

It means "One who wishes to be taken hold of"

[Alice au Wonderland]

See post 3835. I, too, can deduct.

I'd also like to let you know that this whippersnapper was serving booze in the bar earlier this afternoon!

[timpad]

...and bright, shiny things!

[Poser]

The kitty is Patches. I have her identical twin Al too. Here's Al watching for trolls on a nicer day.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I'll leave the brandy out of yours.

[Monkey Face]

Looks to me that you'll fit in. We might have to make room for you, but that can be done quite handily. ;o]

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Oh yes. The UK they know, Germany, Russia and france. The rest of Europe is a blur.

Even continental Europeans are bit sketchy about Ireland - they know where it is of course, but they have a lot of misconceptions about this country.... a bit like the Irish-Bostonians!!!

[Alice au Wonderland]

Almost at the peak of stamina

Not really stamina....just amazing recuperative powers. And no real control or finesse.....Youth is wasted on the young.

[Baraonda]

"Your losing your english with your excitement."

I ain't losing my English.

BTW, "your" is the possessive form of "you." Moreover, "english" should be capitalized.

Gee, wonder who's over-excited. Gotcha!!! :)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I haven't drank spirits for a long time - they drive most people mad.

[Monkey Face]

Oh. Alice and I were equating the guys to flies...while WE of course, are the spiders. Care to be on the winning side? We take no prisoners!

[Baraonda]

...moreove apprendiship was the proper term.

[NicknamedBob]

Bartenders can be underage. They just can't drink.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Unless they visit you on Christmas eve.

[Alice au Wonderland]

One who wishes to be taken hold of"

....if they're not a minor!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

There are Irish ppl. living in Boston now?

WTF?!

:-)