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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Monkey Face

Innocent my a$$! We have three men in the parlor, and you're asking after bananas?


3,801 posted on 12/09/2005 6:04:01 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Baraonda

"That's not fair for us unexperienced, you know!!!..."

I said "UNINITIATED." There IS a difference!
And to quote me dear mither: There is very little difference between men and women. And thank God for the little difference."

;o]


3,802 posted on 12/09/2005 6:04:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I would say yes.

:Consults with crews. Then has to chin herself on door frame so as not to be trampled in the stampede.:

That looked like a "yes" to me.

3,803 posted on 12/09/2005 6:04:29 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Charge away...


3,804 posted on 12/09/2005 6:04:44 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face

Wanna come play with the crews, too?


3,805 posted on 12/09/2005 6:06:04 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Baraonda; Dead Corpse; sionnsar

Actually, it's English, translated to Latin by Dead Corpse, and then translated from Latin to Scottish Gaelic by sionnsar...

Quite fitting, don't you think? ;o]


3,806 posted on 12/09/2005 6:06:08 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Baraonda; Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
" I'm young and still under apprendiship."

Be advised, Ladies. Baraonda is young, and under apprehendiship.

Do please proceed with appropriate cautions. The young can be fragile.

3,807 posted on 12/09/2005 6:06:11 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

We have a parlor? What's in the parlor?


3,808 posted on 12/09/2005 6:06:13 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'm shy to admit it...middle twenties, give or take ten.


3,809 posted on 12/09/2005 6:06:38 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
LOL.

No it was defiantly either Tanzania or Kenya. I don't think I was anywhere else that year.

3,810 posted on 12/09/2005 6:06:56 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Monkey Face
Oh sion...I KNOW that was a good photo, but all I got was an X...a red one. Does that mean it's X-Rated?

ImageShack has been having lots of trouble lately.

I wouldn't show it to any innocent (new) Christians; it is that ugly, but not X-rated.

3,811 posted on 12/09/2005 6:07:21 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar
extends outside to 25 feet (~8 meters) from doorways, air intakes, etc.

They are that bad here, but thankfully, at least we stand at the doorway - no one takes notice of that at least!!

Lib-controlled governments are not in the least bit gullible: they're on grab for power. And they're getting it, from a truly gullible poorly-educated populace that buys into everything that sounds nice & good -- but which sells them down the river.

It's amazing how people take what they on TV at face value - they assume it's true!!

3,812 posted on 12/09/2005 6:07:27 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

"apprehendiship" = what happens when pirates overtake your ship?


3,813 posted on 12/09/2005 6:07:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'll promise to follow orders and be a good boy.


3,814 posted on 12/09/2005 6:07:54 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Not again!!


3,815 posted on 12/09/2005 6:07:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

Yes, we have a parlor. The parlor is fully furnished for prurient activities.


3,816 posted on 12/09/2005 6:08:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
.....after a climactic storm, of course....

one that starts gently, but builds until the thunder is so intense the air itself electrifies...

3,817 posted on 12/09/2005 6:08:21 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Monkey Face
They get eaten of course.
3,818 posted on 12/09/2005 6:08:56 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Oh okay.


3,819 posted on 12/09/2005 6:09:02 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

defiantly?


3,820 posted on 12/09/2005 6:09:04 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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