Parody ZOT of Free Republic

Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

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To: SandyInSeattle

Hi, Sandy!!!

3,541 posted on 12/09/2005 4:05:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)

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To: Monkey Face

DC does not strike as the "floundering" type.

I'll share if I have to, but I might want to nibble on others.

Do you have dibs on anyone else here?

3,542 posted on 12/09/2005 4:06:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: SandyInSeattle; Darksheare

Perpetual gloom is available in the nether regions below the castle.

See Darksheare for what passes for maps to the area.

3,543 posted on 12/09/2005 4:07:39 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)

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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face

I'll wrestle you for him!

3,544 posted on 12/09/2005 4:08:28 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: Monkey Face

* : ) *

3,545 posted on 12/09/2005 4:08:42 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker

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To: stephenjohnbanker

Welcome, Fellow Kullifornian. Surf?

3,546 posted on 12/09/2005 4:10:02 PM PST by Hi Heels (Memo to Tom McClintock: Think White House.)

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To: Alice au Wonderland; stephenjohnbanker

"Old age and treachery will win out over youth and skill every time."

Kewl!

3,547 posted on 12/09/2005 4:10:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)

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To: NicknamedBob

I apologize for not using more specific words. I meant to ask if, we, the parental units, are required to lodge with the ~~beasts~~ darlings.

3,548 posted on 12/09/2005 4:11:04 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: Tax-chick

AH! I didn't even know you were pregnant.

I gotta get out more....

3,549 posted on 12/09/2005 4:11:04 PM PST by Hi Heels (Memo to Tom McClintock: Think White House.)

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To: Poser

No, thank you. We had our own today, but not 18 inches, thank goodness.

Pretty kitty!

3,550 posted on 12/09/2005 4:12:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: Tax-chick

Definitely throws a wrench in the works!

3,551 posted on 12/09/2005 4:12:55 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: NicknamedBob

I was thinking more in terms of the "Soylent Green" environment...movies and "music/sounds" but with accompanying "weather conditions." You ARE the Imperial Weatherman, are you not?

3,552 posted on 12/09/2005 4:13:08 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)

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To: All

Sorry folks! Was hoping to freep a bit, but gotta go. My best to all the Dead Threadians...

3,553 posted on 12/09/2005 4:13:43 PM PST by Hi Heels (Memo to Tom McClintock: Think White House.)

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To: Monkey Face

Hi!

3,554 posted on 12/09/2005 4:14:37 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)

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To: NicknamedBob; SandyInSeattle

The map droids wander the corridoors and return a near continuous update for the new map pad.
"Near" continuous as a few instances of tunnels having weird properties have cropped up.

Watches are superficial in those.

3,555 posted on 12/09/2005 4:14:38 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)

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To: Tax-chick

I'm with you.

Let the baby cook until he's all done.

Make sure Dr. Something-Polish isn't hoping to force you into an early delivery because he has a Hawaiian vacation planned for your due date.

3,556 posted on 12/09/2005 4:15:07 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare

Perpetual gloom is available in the nether regions below the castle.

But...but...but... there's creepy crawlies down there!

3,557 posted on 12/09/2005 4:15:21 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)

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To: Hi Heels

Hi, Hi!
It's good to see you again. How have you been?

I can add you to my ping list...that may help you "get out" more...;o]

3,558 posted on 12/09/2005 4:15:22 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)

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To: Darksheare

WHOA! You got a 555! Will that change your luck?

3,559 posted on 12/09/2005 4:16:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)

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To: Monkey Face; stephenjohnbanker

I have bypassed youth. I prefer nefarious means. And I don't fight "clean", either.

Shall we call it a draw and write up an agreement of use?

3,560 posted on 12/09/2005 4:17:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)

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