Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Monkey Face]

:o]

Thanks, Steve! (I like you already!)















*whispering* (Are you always this easy?)

[Monkey Face]

I don't remember. But it's OK, because I know you meant to! LOL! *snort*

(What a pair to draw to!)

[Monkey Face]

"3 30 pm. I have been too busy today to FReep."

So...you life on the Left Coast, huh? You have my deepest sympathies...

[Alice au Wonderland]

Do the parents in families with children have to board with the children?

[Monkey Face]

*raising hand*

Um...will this "businessman" be bringing any "pets?" If so, we should have plenty of room to house them, shouldn't we? (Do we even HAVE stables for livestock???)

*blushing*
(Just thought I'd ask...)

[Alice au Wonderland]

*whispering* (Are you always this easy?)

Does this mean that you're leaving DC to my tender mercies?

[sionnsar]

You will require a tent of some type, however, as rain is scheduled for every local morning sometime between three o’clock and four o’clock.

Whaaaat?? How can you enjoy the rain if it falls at that hour?! Can't we have days & days of unrelieved drizzle instead? It would be so much more like home (Seattle/Scotland)!

[Monkey Face]

"...Does this mean that you're leaving DC to my tender mercies?"

Er...no. Dead Corpse and I go back to the original UT, and we have some *ahem* unfinished business to attend to. I could not, in all good conscience, leave him to flounder in a sea of hormones. You'll just have to share, Alice...*wink-wink*

[Monkey Face]

If you really WANT the rain, maybe we could devise some sort of "holiday" to occur every so often in certain areas...cool rain for the Scots, low humidity and heat for those of us in desert climes, sound effects such as breakers on rocks, and the scent of seawater for those on the coasts....this could last for 24 hours...we have 365/6 days to choose from, so perhaps we could use a secluded area for this.

Whatcha think, Bob?

[stephenjohnbanker]

Loosest guy in town!!

[Poser]

We got 18" of snow here in New Hampshire today. Want some?

[Tax-chick]

Yeah, that would be a bummer, wouldn't it?

[Monkey Face]

WHOA!
How have you been? And what a pretty kitty! Does s/he have a name?

Snow looks good too! Just where I like it! -- In photos! LOL!

[Tax-chick]

Nice cat!

[NicknamedBob]

Children may board ahead of parents. They are expected to be well-behaved, or they will be assigned to a work detail, (Most of the needed protective gear will be provided.)

Of course we have accommodations for livestock! The tastier the better!

"Can't we have days & days of unrelieved drizzle instead? It would be so much more like home (Seattle/Scotland)!"

Sionnsar, have you forgotten that you agreed to monitor the catwalk area, where the mists and the clouds condense prior to being released as rain?

[Monkey Face]

*snort*
:o]


*whispers*
(Can I count on that?)

[Monkey Face]

Hi, TC!

How are you feeling? You must be getting anxious, huh? Maybe the reduced gravity will help you feel better.
Has yer Mum gone back? (I think it was yer Mum...):o|

[Not A Snowbird]

We need a wing of the castle that has perpetual gloom. So we're not homesick, you see.

[NicknamedBob]

I like your thinking, but we don't have room for that kind of accommodation. If you can find a plant-growing area, (e.g. mushrooms), that appeals to you, enjoy!

Your musical environment will have to be portable.

No deserts, (we don't have the room), but lots and lots of desserts! Low gravity, remember?

[Tax-chick]

Hi, Face! Mom and Dad have moved on to their next visit, and all is quiet here. (Well, getting closer, at least.)

I'm looking forward to the castle launch. Dr. Something-Polish, my new Ob., says that the baby is a whopper, and I can deliver any time after January 1 with every probability of good health for all. While I'd like to be un-pregnant that soon, however, I'd rather have a larger baby later in the month!